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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

How do u make Lady Gaga mad?


message 2: by ♥Hannah♥ (new)

♥Hannah♥ ♥Roxie♥ (rox-ie) | 1 comments tellin her she sounds like a baby? haha idk how?


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

telling her that her name is stupid???? i have NO idea.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

you poker face


message 5: by Nicolle (new)

Nicolle | 8 comments lol v.funny.


Ok this isn't a joke where you have to guess the answer...

There's a zoo near me and it onlt has one animal ....it's a shitzu. lol


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

HAHAHAHA


message 7: by Nicolle (new)

Nicolle | 8 comments :P


message 8: by Ryan (new)

Ryan Sheckler | 2 comments thats not funny


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Shut up imposter


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

lol.... that lady gaga thing wuz funny! and that zoo thing was funny, too :D


message 11: by EJ (new)

EJ (ftemeryjames) | 2 comments those jokes were so awesome lolol :)


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

ok this one actually happened @ walmart
my fam and i were @ walmart and my dad wanted to pull a prank so he calls the main lobby and says "i lost my wife.her name is Imada Duty." then the com comes on an' a lady says "excuse me but Imada Duty please come to the main lobby, Imada Duty please come to the main lobby." and my dad, brothers and i start craking up laughing.


message 13: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 26 comments Haha.. that was funny Presley!!


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

yay


message 15: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 26 comments Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

Well, that's definitely baaaaaaaad!


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

lol that was funny :) all these r funny


message 17: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 4 comments there was an old lady who swallowed a fly
i don't know why but she might die

she swallowed a spider to catch the fly
i don't know why but she might die

she swallowed a cat to catch the spider who was catching the fly
i don't know why but she might die

she then swalled a dog to catch the cat who was catching the spider catching the fly
i don't know why but she might die

she then swallowed a horse to catch the dog to catch the cat who was catching the spider catching the fly

she finally died.

MORAL: never swallow a horse.




message 18: by Livinq Lifεε (new)

Livinq Lifεε (joy_garzagoodreadscom) | 7 comments diz 1 is okayy i guess.....

ask sumboddy.....


doo u know KARATIE?!?!

THEN SAY CUZ YO BOdDYS KIKIN!!


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

Do you like fish sticks?


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

NO


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

hi


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

Presley wrote: "NO"

Have u heard that joke?


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

no bu i h8 fish sticks


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

Hey...Ok, lets just say u did, i would say...no offence to any Homosexual people, but i would say your a gay fish, fish sticks, fish D|¢k$.....


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

You guys i need help!


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

whos lyle i kno a kyle bu hes my landlord y is he a lord if he owns a house i don' get it


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

Im Lyle


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

o hi lyle


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

hi wait wats ur name


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

o hi wait music isn' ur lifefrce and neither r ppl air is ur lifeforce so is mine bu i h8 ppl


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

How did the chicken cross the road?


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

How?


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

It didnt, some texans hit it and ate it as road kill....

(I know it sux)


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

♪ℓуℓє ¢яу㎡§уη §ῳ◊я∂ ♪ wrote: "It didnt, some texans hit it and ate it as road kill....

(I know it sux)"


Heh. My family makes a joke somethin' like that when we see road kill. "Hey look at that kids! Flattened rabbit. That is today's dinner!" o_O



message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

EWWW


message 36: by Livinq Lifεε (new)

Livinq Lifεε (joy_garzagoodreadscom) | 7 comments HAHA DATS SOO NOT FUNNY


message 37: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 4 comments lol wow


~Joe Jonas lvr~ Karishma (joejonaslvr) | 60 comments ya umm wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


message 39: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa | 101 comments YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND SEE A MAN WITH REALLY TIGHT SHORTS AND BY MISTAKE INSTEAD OF THINKING IT YOU SAY "I LIKE THEM TIGHT" AND HE TURNS AROUND AND YOU NOTICE THAT ITS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
OKAY THAT REALLY HAPPENED


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

lol


~Joe Jonas lvr~ Karishma (joejonaslvr) | 60 comments ha did it hppen 2 u???????


message 42: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa | 101 comments um never ever it was just some girl i was walking with outside i had to slap my friend what fun


message 43: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa | 101 comments a friend said"i did your mom.....a favor by making you........a sandwich.........a few minutes later you hear screaming.....because we played monopoly..........then the dauter joined in....the game of checkers...........then you heard moaning.....because she lost.ha ha thats sick.


~Joe Jonas lvr~ Karishma (joejonaslvr) | 60 comments ewww i get it.... at first i dint but then i was like waiit EEWWWWWWw that is sickkk


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

yes it is


message 46: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa | 101 comments yeah just creepy


~Joe Jonas lvr~ Karishma (joejonaslvr) | 60 comments Sickkkkk


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

blechhh i heard that 1 b4, but a different version. it's sick.


~Joe Jonas lvr~ Karishma (joejonaslvr) | 60 comments say the versionn


message 50: by Mizla (new)

Mizla | 12 comments Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.




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