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message 1: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30057314/...

Yeah, this doesn't look good with the ladies...

message 2: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Now...I can't imagine the conversation right before this took place...

Ok, you stay here. But don't get out of costume. And if anyone tries to steal the camera equipment, fight them off."

message 3: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i would be like:

"if i would have had my grape costume on i woulda opened a can on those guys..."

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Poor pineapple. I bet the popstar couldn't move very quickly in that thing, so he couldn't even run away. He'd have to waddle. :(

Now, REAL pineapples, with their spikeyness, would make excellent weapons for lobbing at attackers...

message 5: by Julie (new)

Julie | 568 comments Yes. If only he had been armed with many spiky pineapples, this all could have turned out differently.

message 6: by Félix (last edited Apr 06, 2009 03:09PM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) Pineapple.

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Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Huh? You lost me there, Larry...

message 8: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) That was his nickname, based on his complexion.

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments So, the Japanese pop star should have lobbed THAT guy at his attackers? Sure, I guess that would be one way to defend yourself. :D

message 10: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments Noriega is not the answer. And he looks more like a papaya

Actually, I heard this was a drive by fruiting (obscure reference #7)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments But who among us can say we truly know how to defend ourselves from a fruit attack? Especially if there's the element of surprise?

message 12: by Ivy (new)

Ivy (theafricangourmet) I would like to hear the pineapple's song and where does dressing up like a pineapple fit into the video.

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments BunWat wrote: "Well clearly you need to take the Self Defense against Fresh Fruit class.


Exactly, Bunny!

And I would like to hear the pineapple song as well, Ivy.

message 14: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ok, here ya go, the Pineapple Song:

Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time
Turn 'round and let me see ya
Turn 'round and let me see ya
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time

I got a new dance
Hot like pepper-pot
From the old to the young
Gonna make your body rock

It's really easy - easy peazy
You can do it anywhere
Jump around like you don't care - singin'

A young man broke his leg
Old granny broke her back
And Jimmy got a migrane from a falling coconut
The doctor was confused
He has a solution - a bottle of the apple wine was his prescription

It cured da broke leg
It cured da bad back
It cured da migrane - even cured da heart attack

The people started jumping
'Cause they were fellin' fine
The city's greatest sin was the boom-pine-wine

message 15: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) | 2234 comments Um, whaaa?

message 16: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments well, i googled Pineapple Song and this is what appeared

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