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Mila *You Are In The Presence of Amazingness* | 326 comments Mod
Share the funniest joke you know. I hv a feeling I will b on the floor laughing at some of these jokes. Please respond to each of the jokes with a polite "lol ". If you are gonig to make a joke that might offend someone, such as a blonde joke, then start with no offense or something. We are not trying to be mean, we are just trying to evoke laughter.


Morganvillechic | 59 comments No offense but.... Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"
Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo mama jokes.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.


Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p | 13 comments I liked 4, 5, and 6 a lot! lol


Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p | 13 comments That was great! :D


message 5: by Jude (new)

Jude I have a pretty funny yo mamma joke.

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew. :)


message 7: by Justin (new)

Justin (justinekstrom01) lol


message 8: by Stephi ♥ (last edited Apr 11, 2013 11:54PM) (new)

Stephi ♥ Q: what did the man say when he say 3 elephants going over the hill?
A: oh look there's 3 elephants going over that hill.

Q: what did the man say when he saw 3 elephants wearing sunglasses going over the hill?
A: nothing, he didn't recognise them.

Q: what did the man say when h saw 3 giraffes going over the hill?
A: You fooled me once, you will not fool me again!

I love elephant jokes, they are the only type that are funny! No offence to everyone else, but nothing else makes the cut, elephants and giraffes or nothing!!


message 9: by Stephi ♥ (last edited Apr 11, 2013 11:53PM) (new)

Stephi ♥ Q: How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: Paint it's toenails red

Q: how do you hide an elephant in a smarties jar?
A: paint its toenails multicoloured

Q: how do you hide an elephant in a rhubarb patch?
A: paint its ears green and its trunk red

Q: what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: time to get a new fence

Q: how do you get 5 elephants in a mini?
A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, one in the trunk

Q: how do you get 5 giraffes in a mini?
A: Take the elephants out, open the sun roof and then 2 in the front, 2 in the back, one in the trunk

Q: how do you know if there has been elephants in your fridge?
A: footprints in the butter

Q: how do you know if there are 5 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a mini parked outside the front

Q: how do you hide an elephant upside down in your bowl of custard?
A: paint the souls of its feet yellow


I could go on for hours, but I'm sick of typing!
elephant jokes are AMAZING!!


message 10: by Stephi ♥ (last edited Apr 11, 2013 11:56PM) (new)

Stephi ♥ 101 Elephant Jokes by Robert Blake This book sound amazing, but I could have written it!!


message 12: by Ruth (new)

Ruth | 322 comments A preacher was having a hard time getting the people of the church to tithe, so he came up with this idea. He got up at the front of the church and swung his watch back and forth, saying, "Everybody put five dollars in the offering plate." Everybody in the congregation put five dollars in.
The next Sunday the preacher did the same thing, but told everyone to put ten dollars in the offering plate. Once again, everyone did. On the third Sunday the preacher got up front and started swinging the watch back and forth. Right as he said 'everybody', the watch chain broke, and the watch shattered on the floor. "Crap!" the preacher said.
And it took them a whole week to clean up the church.


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