1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Hogwarts!

[Chelsea]

Here at !YA Heroines! we are trying to collect a list of 1001 ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts!

I'll start you guys off:


1) Pull on Dumbledore's Beard!

[Sophie]

2) Say "Voldemort's my Dad!"

lol :)

[Chelsea]

OMG Yes!

[Chelsea]

4)Slap Umbridge and diss her cat pictures.

[Chelsea]

Why, that is mean!

[Elizabeth]

7) Turn Drako into a toad

[Sofia]

9) Call Snape a slimy git

[Elizabeth]

11) use polyjuice to turn yourself in to Dumbledor

[B.]

12) Put one of the creatures from the lake into the prefect's bath. Any of the creatures from the lake will do.

[B.]

14) Put a live dragon Umbridge's office and wait for her to return so you can take full credit for doing it.

[Chelsea]

:D

15) Be Fred and George. (How they did not get kicked out I will never know!)

[Miriam]

16) Call Dumbledore "Albus" He'll expel you if you call him Albus! (AVPM references!)

[Chelsea]

19) Paint crosses over all of Umbridges cat pictures and dye her whole office black. :)
20) Call Snape a girl.

[kirstin ✿]

Elizabeth wrote: "7) Turn Draco into a toad."

HAHAHA. That one's for sure! I can imagine Draco and his father going mad.

[Laura]

22. Get caught in the 3rd floor corridor with a 3 headed dog.

[Chelsea]

:D

23) Be a deatheater plain and simple.