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message 1: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
If I were ... ?
What would you do/say to me?

Example:
1st person: If I were a bunch of balloons?
2nd person: I would set you loose in the sky.
If I were a pair of old shoes?
3rd person: I'd throw you out.
If I was a pen?


message 2: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments I would take you apart and then put you back together because it makes me feel smart
If I were a piece of garlic


message 3: by Cera (new)

Cera I would feed you to a vampire to watch it die.
If i was a good book


message 4: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments ((I new you were going to say that and wow you are hurtful))
I would read you
If I were a check for 1,000,000,000


message 5: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I'd spend it on a pokemon. :3
If I were pants


message 6: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments I would wear you everywhere
If I were a vampire


message 7: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I would SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
If I were a whiteboard.
(Are you in school right now?)


message 8: by Cera (new)

Cera I would watch the teacher write on you.
If I was famous Tv show

(Nope)


message 9: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
(Oh what time is it at your place?)

I'd watch you until you got boring.
I were a costume


message 10: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments (well right now its 12:25)
I would wear you on Halloween
If I were a famous singer


message 11: by Cera (new)

Cera I would listen and buy all your CDs
If i was a cow


message 12: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments I would torture you until its time to butcher you to give you to other people tom eat
If I were a dog


message 13: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
(So sweet..)
I would feed you to my cat.
If I were a clock.


message 14: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I would throw you at Jessica.
If I were a laptop.


message 15: by Cera (new)

Cera I would use to write stuff and look up stuff
If i was a pink fluffy bunny


message 16: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments I would snap your neck and feed you to the wolves
If i were a remote


message 17: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I'd give you to a hobo.
If I were a piano.


message 18: by Agent (new)

Agent Colorado (jokersdaughter) | 685 comments I would hang you in front of a door and when someone rings the door bell the piano will fall on them
If i were a Safe


message 19: by Cera (new)

Cera ((Emma!!!))
I would see if you work like the cartoon safes
If i was powerade


message 20: by Cera (new)

Cera I would forget about you and you will be cover with 5 layers of dust.

If i was a computer


message 21: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I would shuffle you until you're sick.
If I were a ladder.


message 22: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I would eat you because owls are tasty (but they sometimes have too many bones.)

If i were a rock.


message 23: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I'd collect you

If I were a different person every day


message 24: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
T_T Seriously. Collect rocks?

I'd stab you.

If I were a skeleton.


message 25: by Jessica (last edited Mar 23, 2013 03:31AM) (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I'd hide in your closet

If I were your mum


message 26: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I'd commit suicide.

If I were a tram.


message 27: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I'd avoid Jess as much as possible

If I were in red faces


message 28: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I would sing until Mr Simpson has a heart attack.

If I were a mirror.


message 29: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I'd break

If i were a bowl of icecream


message 30: by Cera (new)

Cera I would eat you and you would be gone in less a second

If i was mtn dew


message 31: by Jessica (last edited Mar 23, 2013 03:22PM) (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I'd be refreshing

If I was a llama


message 32: by Cera (new)

Cera I would pet you and call you my best friend

If i a person who has the ring form lord of the rings


message 33: by Jessica (last edited Mar 23, 2013 03:33PM) (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I would sell it on ebay! XD

If I were a car


message 34: by Cera (new)

Cera I would drive you an crash you

If i was a wolf


message 35: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I would sharpen my canines, and if anyone came up to me, I'd smile.

If I were a famous author


message 36: by Cera (new)

Cera If i like you then i would read you.

If i was the best movie in the world


message 37: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I would be watched millions of times over. (especially if it was scott pilgrim!)

If I were a fish


message 38: by Cera (new)

Cera i would feed you to my big fluffy cat who plays with her food. (i am soo nice.))

If i was a big hamburger


message 39: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments ...I don't like hamburgers ... :(

If I were a bear


message 40: by Cera (new)

Cera I would run from you and never look back.

If i was bacon


message 41: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments It'd come from a pig, and that's sad. I'd probably try and put the pig back together. (I've gone crazy)

If I was a clown


message 42: by Cera (new)

Cera I would scream my head off and call you the it and run for it.

If i was a apple

(apples are good)


message 43: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I like apples...I'd yell, I CAN HAZ APPLZ!!!!!

If I were a raven


message 44: by Cera (new)

Cera I would yell the raven and then laugh.

If i was a pretty kitty


message 45: by Jessica (new)

Jessica G (naruto4hokage) | 193 comments I'd go Meeeooooow!

If I were a fairy


message 46: by Cera (new)

Cera I would ask you for a wish.

If I was a ghost


message 47: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
I'd walk through you forever.

If I were a wheet-bix.


message 48: by Cera (new)

Cera ((What is a wheet-bix?))

I would throw you at a wall

If I was a house


message 49: by XXK, Alpha (new)

XXK | 648 comments Mod
(You don't have them in America? They're like cereal except glued together into a rectangle the you put the, in milk and they absorb the milk and it's deliciouuuuuus.)

I'd nock you down.

If I was a teacher.


message 50: by Cera (new)

Cera ((We have wheet thins. But not wheet-bix. Wheet thins are nasty.))

I would sleep in your class.

If I was a tv


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