Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1) Twilight discussion


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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Is a total dooze?

So Eddy's a vamp,
And Bella's a tramp.
Jacob's a noob,
Yeah, Eddy's a boob.
And they all lived happily ever after somehow.
Do you think it's possible for a vampire to be the opposite sex when they're human and then change when they are vamp?
Are you a goat stuck in a rabbit hole?
Do you like to talk to plants because you think they have souls?
WELCOME!
I welcome you, friend
And they'll be no one here
Who'll seek to offend,
Or criticize you ear!
Deafened ye be not
By unfortunate baddies
And make this a refuge,
No sorries or saddies!
Discuss what you will,
And limit the sky,
And may your heart be filled
With frosting and pie!


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Look to seek,
Then take a peek
And look and see
What stands by thee!

Tell me what you see...?


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Betweezling~Waggler wrote: "Look to seek,
Then take a peek
And look and see
What stands by thee!

Tell me what you see...?"

You?
LOL, this is hilarious.


Angela Sounds quite rediculos to me and not in a good way


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Judge not, ye friends!
That only bends
The post's purpose.

We are, of course discussing the secret relationship between Eddy and Jacob, are we not?


Kimberly Kasper Riddle me this riddle me that....

This made my day. :)


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

da fuck?


Celise I have no idea what I just read, but I am still entertained :)


Kirby Baylor...( I hardly know her) wrote: "da fuck?"

seconded.


message 10: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Betweezling~Waggler wrote: "We are, of course discussing the secret relationship between Eddy and Jacob, are we not?"

Perchance, did Meyers, in regaling this tale,
Omit Ed chasing Jacob's tail?

Did Jake's eye covet Ed, but alas!
Ed's eye was upon only a lass?


message 11: by Redd (new) - rated it 1 star

Redd Kaiman You put more thought into this than Meyer did when she wrote the bloody thing.



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message 12: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Redd wrote: "You put more thought into this than Meyer did when she wrote the bloody thing."

There once was a book called Twilight
That teenage girls thought was alright
But the writing was bad
It made leech lovers sad
So it started a series of fights.


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

Bill wrote: "Redd wrote: "You put more thought into this than Meyer did when she wrote the bloody thing."

There once was a book called Twilight
That teenage girls thought was alright
But the writing was bad
It..."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!


message 14: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Brooke wrote: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL! "

The initial post
Presented as poetry
I continue thus


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

Bill wrote: "Betweezling~Waggler wrote: "We are, of course discussing the secret relationship between Eddy and Jacob, are we not?"

Perchance, did Meyers, in regaling this tale,
Omit Ed chasing Jacob's tail?

D..."

Who knows?


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Peace wrote: "There is girl in forks,
that kind of looks like dork(ha)
until he sparkled in the sun,
and he called hun.
later she saw Jacob Black,
and she thought he had hot back..(ha)"

Hahahaha!


message 17: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Brooke wrote: Who knows?"

To know... or not to know? That is the question,
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
2000+ pages of outrageous Twilight saga
Or take up weighty tomes and commend them
To recycling and obscurity.

To forget... to not care... about Ed and Jake,
And in that not caring to say,
"What was not can never be, and to speculate
Is a fool's errand." 'Tis best
To set aside foolish notions
Of death and dog united.

(My iambic pentameter is a bit rusty. Apologies if it doesn't flow as well as Shakespeare.)


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

Bill wrote: "Brooke wrote: Who knows?"

To know... or not to know? That is the question,
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
2000+ pages of outrageous Twilight saga
Or take up weighty tomes and commend th..."

It's funnier than anything Shakespeare ever wrote.


BubblesTheMonkey Jacob is a Black
Edward is a Cullen
Bella is a Swan
And Charlie is Chief of Police

Isn't that just beautiful poetry? :*)


message 20: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden BubblesTheMonkey wrote: "Jacob is a Black
Edward is a Cullen
Bella is a Swan
And Charlie is Chief of Police

Isn't that just beautiful poetry? :*)"


(*read in death metal growls*)

ED KILLED BELLA
JAKE KILLED ED
BELLA KILLED JAKE
EVERYONE KILLED CHARLIE!

CHARLIE IS DEAD
CHARLIE IS DEAD
CHARLIE IS DEAD
LET's
KILL
CHARLIE
AGAIN!


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

Bill wrote: "Betweezling~Waggler wrote: "We are, of course discussing the secret relationship between Eddy and Jacob, are we not?"

Perchance, did Meyers, in regaling this tale,
Omit Ed chasing Jacob's tail?

D..."


O Bill-y Bee!
Riddle me ree!
Pickle that verse
And preserve eternally!

You all are fantastic!
No nonsense--;)--no plastics!

And who else can enlighten
Our audience abroad
With some good ol' Twilightin'
And a mess of discord?!


Sweekruti Peace wrote: "hmpty dumpty sat on wall,
Humpty Dumpy had a fall.."


Throw in a nursery rhyme to make it all fyn with this line


Digamber Singh "lollypop oh lollypop.......lolly lolly lolly lolly llolypop... dum de da dum........"


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

Peace wrote: "There is a guy name Jacob Black,
which he thought he had hot back, in which he was in
Sam pack, which later he had to carry bella as a backpack.."

MWAHAHAHA! I love that image!


message 25: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden (Read to this tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTndy...)

Oh my gosh,
My goodness,
That dude sparkles in the sun,
That's weird,
Very strange;

And now he's saying, "Yo,
I'm hungry,
And I have fangs for you,
Are you
still cool?"

"I need your blood,
I... need your blood..."


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh, this is wonderful!


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

In a crowded cafeteria
A Lamb and a Lion
Waiting...
Watching each other...

On an empty street
Late at night
He listens...
And he waits...

He hears them
And he stops them
Darkly.
Always darkly.

In his throat, it burns!
Like a thousand knives
Held over a candle
Before they puncture
His apple.


And he imagines her
His guilty pleasure...
His nighttime leisure...

To watch her
To wait
To plant
The bait...

But never, not once
Did she falter.
But he, the perfect one,
Made a grave mistake...

And now,
Somehow.
What looms overhead?
Her doom.
On white linen sheets
On a king-size bed...
She meets
An unlove that winds her
Around its pinky!
Until she is coiled and
Ready to spring!

To take the droplet of the emotion!
And churn them out
Like rain
Until they are an ocean
Of Life
And death
And pain.


message 28: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 22, 2013 11:21PM) (new)

You're welcome ;)


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