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MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
here is where u can tell blonde jokes. Nothing mean


MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
ok This blonde girl kept checking her mailbox like every 5 mins. Her neighbor started 2 wander wat she was doing. After the 8th time she went out, her neighbor asked, "Why do u keep checking ur mail?" The girl replied, "Because my computer said that i got mail


MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
A blonde went 2 the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell 2 blondes, he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV,"

"Sorry, we dont sell 2 blondes," he replied.

Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went 4 a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like 2 buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell 2 blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do u know I'm blonde?"

"Because thats a microwave," he replied.


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Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 9 comments LOL even though my cousin already told my that one


MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
my friend told me tat like a long time ago, but i thought i should post it anyways


message 6: by Chelsea (new)

Chelsea Fisher | 17 comments Mod
MaGgIe :) $$$$$ wrote: "ok This blonde girl kept checking her mailbox like every 5 mins. Her neighbor started 2 wander wat she was doing. After the 8th time she went out, her neighbor asked, "Why do u keep checking ur mai..."
my sis (Maggie you remember her) read this one and thought it was stupid





MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
i thought it was stupid 2, i thought it was so stupid it was funny


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Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 9 comments LOL


MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
seriously!


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

atop being mean to the twins.i think my hair is dirty blonde.


message 11: by MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (new)

MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
o srry. i aint really talkin bout u guys. and btw the sun bleaches my hair in the summer and turns it blonde
and i act like a blonde all the time, dont agree with me lake. so andrew, dont feel bad


message 12: by MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (new)

MaGgIe :) $$$$$ (shortys_bff) | 45 comments Mod
i am more talkin' bout me


lol :P


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

okay


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