CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! discussion

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more chuck norris jokes cause the other topic has too many words!!!

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message 1: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments write more jokes and facts here!


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

chuck norris invented the yo mama joks


message 3: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments chuck norris invented the yo mama jokes for stealing his fame!


message 4: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.


message 5: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.


message 6: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised.


message 7: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.


message 8: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.


message 9: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.


message 10: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


message 11: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.


message 12: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice.


message 13: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


message 14: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.


message 15: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


message 16: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?

Chuck Norris. DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 17: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Is that good enough for you Tori?


message 18: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments no


message 19: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments Devin wrote: "If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list."

Devin wrote: "When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised."

Devin wrote: "There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

We have said all these before!!!! CHUCK NORRIS JOKE STEALER!!!!!


message 20: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments >:-(


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

just brings a tear to my eye. :(


message 22: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments >>:-(


message 23: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments ^^ a furious smiley ^^


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

if he's furious, then why would he be a smiley??


message 25: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments <.> <.>
- - O- - -


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

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chuck norris canknock tis guys teeth out


message 27: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments Tori wrote: "Devin wrote: "If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list."

Devin wrote: "When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised..."



*teardrop* I'm sorry. I've failed you Tori. I'm so ashameed. *sob*


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

hmmmmm...


message 29: by Tori (new)

Tori Richards (thejesusfreak) | 59 comments you HAVE failed me. thats why i'm your arch nemisis. DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!


message 30: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments U R NOT SO U DEAL WITH IT FRIEND THAT IS A GIRL


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

friend that is a girl....


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

hmmmm...okay then.


message 33: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments LOL


message 34: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments ...U DNO'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!..I'M INOCENT...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

you're acting like it's a bad thing. i have a lot of friends that are girls. :)


message 36: by Devin (new)

Devin Brooksby (devinb) | 135 comments DNO'T means don't


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

ohh really?? i never thought of it. :0


message 38: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 01, 2009 05:19PM) (new)

hmmm...i wouldn't reccomend that.


message 39: by [deleted user] (new)

no wouldn't! sorry typo!


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

i'll change that.


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

ummm...April Fools! ;)


message 42: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 01, 2009 05:20PM) (new)

Ja$on wrote: "chick friends then. ok, Tori! ur one of my chick friends! hahahahahahaha i had to say that. hey danielle did we have to do those drawings in science for homework?"

well she said that we will have time in class tomorrow to finish...but if i were you, i would at least finish the eye. that's what most people did.


message 43: by [deleted user] (new)

what, do you not have your science book?


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

geez. why haven't you done it already?? i do my homework right when i get home.


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

i started that science thing (prefixes) the week before it was due! julianne and i are always last minute. grrr it's a bad habit.


message 46: by Nathan (new)

Nathan  (NateHicks23) | 4 comments DID U GUYS PULL ANY PRANKS


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

haha. at least we learned a very valueable lesson. i hope that she gives the same project to the kids next year! ;)


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

we are evil....


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

hey chuck norris jokes i kno i haven' commented yet because the stupid thing won't let me do crap like its in charge stupid computer


message 50: by 9matt (new)

9matt | 22 comments chuck norris will eat your soul for a klondike bar




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