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Monika
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Sep 23, 2013 01:42PM
I'm complaining because Preston said his spare tire turned out to be flat and Macky was complaining because Preston's spare tyre was flat as well. Can't we all just spell the same. 
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I'm complaining because Monica ( * We could just call it a wheel! ;D
Macky wrote: "I'm complaining because Monica ( * happy Annoyed Wave * to Monica ) complained that I complained about Preston complaining about that spare flat tire/tyre which may or may not have an i or a y...."
LMAO that sounds
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Now I really have something to complain about! Our pwer just went out and my phone needs charging!
My complaint is that now that I'm back at uni, 12 units is more than I remembered. I need a job, but don't know where to find the time. Oh, and I just had to go and sign up for stuff i didn't bother with before like Faculty Mentoring and Leadership Council. Have i mentioned that my Intro to LGBTQ is more work than the other 3 classes together? Off to class and return to lurking.
Monika wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm complaining because Monica ( * happy Annoyed Wave * to Monica ) complained that I complained about Preston complaining about that spare flat tire/tyre which may or may not have ..."I want to complain for Monica and her power outage but actually I'm just happy waving to her! I think I'll complain about waving online line because nobody can really see you doing it.
* Waves to Monica and poor Averin whose back at Uni and lurking *
Did anybody see me waving? No they didn't... Hence the complaint.
My complain is the people who in response to complaints always say " cant we all just get along"
My complaint is about Mackys complaintSaw you wave, felt it would be polite not to mention it
Rich wrote: "My complaint is about Mackys complaintSaw you wave, felt it would be polite not to mention it"
How
Macky wrote: "Rich wrote: "My complaint is about Mackys complaintSaw you wave, felt it would be polite not to mention it"
How brilliant aggravating that Rich saw me wave therefore shooting my most awesome y..."
*ROFL* Macky!
Stop it Monika I want to wave again. My new complaint is my arm likes Monika.. Well of course I do too, but this waving is just getting silly! Harrumph!
Macky wrote: "Stop it Monika I want to wave again. My new complaint is my arm likes Monika.. Well of course I do too, but this waving is just getting silly! Harrumph!"I'm
OMG!!! Massive complaint... Eeeeeeeeek! Now the waves are becoming excited...we have a wave virus and it must be onlineborne! Sit on your hands its catching! * waves in an even more excited than Monika * way... I must sleep now or my arm will fall off! ;D
Macky wrote: "OMG!!! Massive complaint... Eeeeeeeeek! Now the waves are becoming excited...we have a wave virus and it must be onlineborne! Sit on your hands its catching! * waves in an even more excited than ..."
I have to complain that Macky will now be leaving us! *waves frantically* G'Night Macky
Big grumpy annoyed good night Monica... Struggling to wave because arm has actually just flown across the room! So one arm hugging instead. :)
I still have both arms so I grudgingly give you a *big squishy hug*
This message is in the form of a complaint but it is deviously disguised to look like a hello and thank you note. Virtual wave to Rich while noting I knew you were perfect to fit right in here you clever charmer. Once again, welcome to the Complaint Department Rich.
Greetings to Macky and Monika thank you for choosing the Best book for M/M Romance Group October BOM. Both Grigry Bey and Zaki thank you. Harry (aka Smarmy aka Haary) says hang in there. If anyone who is a member of the M/M Romance group is willing to help, please go to http://www.goodreads.com/poll/show/90... and follow Monika and Macky's examples by voting for Gregory's Story to support our member Roger and to promote a 5 star superb story of love, war and adventure.
The wheel is not the tire. The tire goes on the wheel. I got the tire fixed with the help of this really helpful store manager, George. My tire was a complete wipeout so I needed a new one but he didn't have one in stock. He had one of his workers drive over to a wholesaler and buy a new tire that matched by other three and I was on my way with new tire in ½ and hour. Thanks George wherever you are.
Ohhh what a dummy I am! I hadn't realized Rich is new, so sorry Rich....*Monika waves >The following is to be read in the form of a snarky comment to fulfill the rules of the Complaint Dept<
And my Darling Preston, *flutters eyelashes* I'm well aware that a wheel is not a tire that the tire goes on the wheel. Really I just wanted to make life easier.
by RichGotta complain all this waving is making me fly
or perhaps its what I am smoking.
Odd optical illusion from where I am you all look big ...hearted.
I gotta complain that Rich didn't offer to share whatever it is he's smoking!
I shall grouse that I must thank Macky, who I am always bumping up against on GR (that sounded like more fun than it ought to). Can inquiring minds wonder why did Rich lose his avi?
I didn't think Mexican waves were allowed by the Complaint Department rules… it's simply not being compliant with the complaint……er, or something. Still, I must
What Mexican waves Roger? Did I miss something and how is waving not compliant with Complaint Dept rules? Ummm...I think maybe I'm not compliant with those darn Complaint Dept rules. Was there a complaint in there somewhere? Hmmm...I don't think so *waits to get knuckles rapped* again
I'm moaning about all that waving going on… really!
Monika wrote: "The following is to be read in the form of a snarky comment to fulfill the rules of the Complaint Dept"I am loathe to say your snark is appreciated. At least if your snarking me your not mad at me…yet. So how come you haven't convinced Kade or even Jay to vote for Gregory's Story? >ducking < okay so now you're mad at me. I shall go hang my head in shame now.
Preston wrote: "Monika wrote: "The following is to be read in the form of a snarky comment to fulfill the rules of the Complaint Dept"I am loathe to say your snark is appreciated. At least if your snarking me y..."
I must protest that our ever so
BTW I have no idea why I didn't think to convince Kade and Jay to vote. Ohhh I'm slipping. :-P
Roger wrote: "I'm moaning about all that waving going on… really!"Roger stop your moaning.....sheesh!
I moaning again, it is too hard to play the word games with my phone so I must say goodnight everyone.
Preston wrote: "This message is in the form of a complaint but it is deviously disguised to look like a hello and thank you note. Virtual wave to Rich while noting I knew you were perfect to fit right in here yo..."
I'm totally discombobulated and aggrieved.... A wheel is not a tyre/tire? Noooooooooooooooooo. * gulps *
Too dejected to wave......
I'm griping that Hubby got a new motorcycle. Well, used but new to him. Now instead of fixing my kitchen he's cruising the web looking for new parts to make the bike the way he wants. Well, I want a kitchen! Anyway one with real counters:(
Tj wrote: "I'm griping that Hubby got a new motorcycle. Well, used but new to him. Now instead of fixing my kitchen he's cruising the web looking for new parts to make the bike the way he wants. Well, I wa..."Hmmmmm.
Lysistrata, much?
>snicker<
Tj wrote: "Now instead of fixing my kitchen he's cruising the web looking for new parts to make the bike the way he wants. Well, I wa..."Alas poor Tj I am teed off that you don't have real counters. Home life is vastly improved with kitchen counters so I empathize with the delay in remodeling your kitchen while your husband plays with his toy like a little boy.
I hereby complain about my results on the following Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation:Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation for those of you who may be looking forward to retirement!!
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one of these right, you are doing okay. If you get none right, you better go for counseling. (I’ll meet you there.)
There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it before you decide on your answer, and before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say: “Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?”
Wrong answer.
Correct answer: “Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.” This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which one does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross, but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Think carefully now, before scrolling down.
Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven’t you been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
NOTE; According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all your smart friends.
p.s. Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
By Richcomplain I failed test. Thought what was giraffe doing in the kitchen? Installing Tj counters? Elephant was after my peanuts which I ate so he went away. Guessed the animal excluded was Miley Cyrus and another beaver that dammed the river so I could cross to join the chicken. Why the chicken crossed the river is another whole mental health test.
Meet me at the clinic
Rich wrote: "By Richcomplain I failed test. Thought what was giraffe doing in the kitchen? Installing Tj counters? Elephant was after my peanuts which I ate so he went away. Guessed the animal excluded was Mi..."
>snicker<
Most clever!
Eric
Eric Alan wrote: "I hereby complain about my results on the following Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation:Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation for those of you who may be looking forward to retirement!!
This test is t..."
I won't write everything that went through my mind when I answered the questions but this is the first one...why would you want to put a sweet giraffe in the cold refrigerator? Poor baby! The rest were along that same line....I guess I can meet you and Rich at that clinic!
by RichAnswering from behind a locked door with a little window.
Ach!!! Complaint. No one told me that the giraffe was sweet. Different story. Was the elephant spicy?
Miley Cyrus sour.
Just when Preston is being so pleasant I get so, so confused!
My complaint is you're at the clinic already, you didn't wait for the rest of us. Jeez!Watch out for that Preston just when you think he's a big sweetie, bam! he'll rap your knuckles or crack that whip.
Just kidding Preston!
Wait...there will be whips? Address of clinic ,please?
Jennifer wrote: "Wait...there will be whips? Address of clinic ,please?"*ROFL*
So what happens if I take the test and tell them best way to fit the giraffe and elephant in the fridge is to cut them up and stack them like steaks?( Trying to make sure I get an invite to the whipping clinic!)
Jennifer wrote: "So what happens if I take the test and tell them best way to fit the giraffe and elephant in the fridge is to cut them up and stack them like steaks?( Trying to make sure I get an invite to the w..."
*ROFLMAO!* I like you! I can't see you not getting invited and if you don't I'll complain!
giggling...I like you to Monika!I would like to complain about that giraffe test and tests like it. Remember the ones in school? Johnny is taller than Mark. Mark is shorter than Edward. Lily is the same height as tall as Johnny. Which one is wearing blue?
I hated those tests!
I remember those I hated them too. I was telling my son about this stupid test and he answered it like you wanted to. Now what does that say for me as a mother....I did a fine job. LOL
Ahh...a fine smart lad. I like the way he thinks!!Just don't ask him to help YOU get into the fridge.
by RichFresh from my shower and spanking clean!
All this talk about whipping and spanking makes me feel......Wait for it..... fill in the blank
You guys are cracking me up! LMAOand Jennifer, no way will I ask him help me into the fridge.
and Rich...fill in the blank....
just give me a minute.
EWWWWWWWWWWW!Everyone in the group, let me introduce my Father, Rich.
Go to bed Dad!
No filling in Blanks, Monika! It's my Father! Eww! LALALA..I can't hear you!
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