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message 1: by Noah (new)

Noah K. (noahksturdevant) | 173 comments Bridge of Birds contains a character named Cut-Off-Their-Balls-Wang, which made me think (of course) of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler. What kind of reaction do you have when you read a name like this? If you had to choose your own violent and mutilatey name what would you pick? I'm going to go with Pinch-Their-Eyelids-Sturdevant.


message 2: by Jerome (new)

Jerome Lim (Yojimbo76) | 28 comments Jerome Gut-Them-And-Tear-Them-Limb-From-Lim!


message 3: by Kristina (new)

Kristina | 587 comments Lady Kris-Hang-em-by-their-toenails-tina


message 4: by Kamil (new)

Kamil | 372 comments Kamil-makes-you-regret-your-ancestors-ever-humped-while-hacking-your-flesh


message 5: by Tamahome (new)

Tamahome | 5101 comments Cumberbatch!


message 6: by Mapleson (new)

Mapleson | 94 comments Mapleson the Macerater.


message 7: by Noah (new)

Noah K. (noahksturdevant) | 173 comments Oh, I forgot to add earned names like "The Bloody Nine and Black Dow." May Joe Abercrombie have mercy on my soul (not likely from how he treats his characters).
Judging from how much I read I think I've earned the name "The Stinging Papercut."


message 8: by Rasnac (new)

Rasnac | 336 comments Rasnac Gets-Creative-With-A-Spoon.


message 9: by Tim (new)

Tim | 380 comments Nuke-them-till-they-glow Jones.


message 10: by David(LA,CA) (new)

David(LA,CA) (DavidScharf) | 327 comments Dave-Da-Basher?


message 11: by Matthew (new)

Matthew (MatthewDL) | 306 comments Macrame-your-entrails Matt


message 12: by Colin (new)

Colin | 278 comments Justin Bieber.


message 13: by elie88 (new)

elie88 | 28 comments electric kung fu funeral Elie :)


message 14: by Katina (new)

Katina French (thatdarnkat) | 48 comments Kat o' Nine Tails


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