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[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

I MADE IT

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

I think I like Elevethan better than Ethva...

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

It's too late. It's Ethva

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

No, it's not. How come I get no say in this?

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

And by the way, my Hobbit posters came today. Your argument is invalid.

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

I need to get one

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. Do you want to see the ones I got?

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

Yes

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Here you go:

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

Yeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

There was much super sonic squealing when they arrived.

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

YEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEE!

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Kinda like that, yeah.

Soooo. Jealous?

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

YES

YEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEE!

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Elevethan is best name.

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Eris Clara Oswald wrote: "Elevethan is best name."

Agreed.

@Brittany. I love them so much!

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

There Brittany, you are overruled! Now we just need Ethan to weigh in.

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

NO. ETHVA.

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Ethan!! Where are you?

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Ethan, come here. You are not being shipped, but your name is involved.

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

ETHAN! GET OVER HERE!

That's right. Demanding needy fake girlfriend *is demanding needy (and fake)*

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Elevetha wrote: "ETHAN! GET OVER HERE!

That's right. Demanding needy fake girlfriend *is demanding needy (and fake)*"

I'm not sure. I'm not much in the relationships department. I have no idea what it is to be needy!

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Eris Clara Oswald wrote: "Elevetha wrote: "ETHAN! GET OVER HERE!

That's right. Demanding needy fake girlfriend *is demanding needy (and fake)*"

I'm not sure. I'm not much in the relationships department. I have no idea w..."

Well, it's not like I'm experienced.... But yelling for him to "GET OVER HERE!' sounds kinda needy. Right?

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Maybe more like commanding! A fake girlfriend should be treated like a queen! Right?

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

This is to great. She's openly admitting it

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Eris Clara Oswald wrote: "Maybe more like commanding! A fake girlfriend should be treated like a queen! Right?"

I suppose....

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Brittany wrote: "This is to great. She's openly admitting it"

I'm going to make a guess and say that you've been shipping Elevethan for a while now.

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Brittany wrote: "This is to great. She's openly admitting it"

No. Look. "Demanding needy fake girlfriend *is demanding needy (and fake)*

And also, "to" should be "too".

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Hooray for grammar! :D

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

I was the original shipper and I got a whole group to think that they were an OTP

[Elevetha , The Whole Damn Time]

Yeah, I'm not sure they bought it...

I hope.

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Oh, this is too funny! :D I'm starting to rethink my decision not to write Elevethan fanfiction. Then again, I'm not sure I want Elevetha hunting me down...

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

Do it. Do it.

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

But I don't want Elevetha to hate me! Or kill me.

Oh, what to do? D:

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

DO IT

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Elevetha, please indicate with a fitting gif whether or not you give me permission to write humorous, very satirical fake Elevethan fanfiction.

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

She's asleep. Do it while she can't object

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Oh, no! I'm going to regret this, aren't I? Okay, let me grab a cookie and I'll come up with something that's only a few paragraphs long.

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

Hehhhehehehehee

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

An Unexpected Courtship

"What a lovely day for a picnic!" Elevetha batted her dazzling red eyes at the definition of manliness beside her, Ethan. Ethan smiled suavely, adjusting his formal black blazer and bow-tie. Both doe-eyed youths were dressed in the height of Victorian and Roaring 20s fashion for this Downton Abbey fan party. The party was paid for by Tumblr, and every internet social recluse was there. The Sunday before the party was announced every fangirl and fanboy on the internet was suddenly gifted with the money to afford both the costumes and the airfare. It was truly a miracle, and proof that God smiles on geeks.

It was there, amidst the tea, snogging, and talk about what on earth is a weekend that our fated Elevethan saga begins.

Oh, God, I can't do this. This is BAD. As a writer, I am ashamed.

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

I almost peed my pants laughing

[Marlene, Commander of the SSV Normandy]

Yay! :D Should I continue, or leave it alone and wait for Elevetha to find us?

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

Leave it and wait

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

*super asian accent* OH HAIIIIII GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

Oh herro der mi fwend

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

sho what is uh uper guysh

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

*changes into stereotypical aussie*
Ah, nothin mate. Just been outside playing backyard cricket while cooking some snags on the barbie. How about you?

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

*been being stereotypical asian this whole time*

i been on duh computer

[Brittany, Eye's on the road Rhonda]

The computer? Aw, that old claptrap? Nothin' like getting outside and feelin' the sunshine

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

*snaps back to normal*

.....i wanna know if im the only asian in this group. WHO ELSE IS ASIAN!!!