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message 1: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

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seriously people? Are you really that bored?


message 2: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) For some reason all I can think of is Tim Allen.


message 3: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) Been to Maryland. Not surprised.


message 4: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Rusty.


message 5: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Sherri... frozen hot dog?


message 6: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
apparently so did these people.


message 7: by trivialchemy (new)

trivialchemy what

the

fuck

couldn't they have REMOVED THE SAW BLADE????


message 8: by Richard (new)

Richard | 86 comments If they removed the saw blade, it wouldn't be kinky.


message 9: by trivialchemy (new)

trivialchemy True.

But in defense of my plan, it also would not have resulted in VAGINAL SAW WOUNDS.


message 10: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) You really don't understand Maryland, do you?


message 11: by Richard (last edited Mar 12, 2009 09:08AM) (new)

Richard | 86 comments I just added Maryland to the list of things I don't understand. Thanks.

EDIT: Isn't there a state called Vaginia? I wonder what they get up to there.


message 12: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Richard has gynecology on the mind.


message 13: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
LMAO!!! good point.


message 14: by Richard (new)

Richard | 86 comments Most men are born amateur gynaecologists, so I feel it would be unfair to take credit.


message 15: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Most men emphasis on the amateur. ; )


message 16: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) VAGINAL SAW WOUNDS
Isaiah, that made my whole body clench. Badly.

You know, there is a whole (somewhat hidden) industry for these kinds of power-induced toys. Could they not have paid their $49.99 + shipping and handling and waited 3 weeks to do the kinky, instead of grabbing the nearest one from the garage? Better yet, look up on the googles and find the safest way to utilize power tools for sexual pleasure. Sheesh. I mean really!

Uh.... not that I would know personally or anything.
(where's that damn ficus when you need it?)


message 17: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
sherri, oh don't i know it. oy.

Isaiah... bless you for reading the entire article. I didn't make it past the first two paragraphs. Now I will never get those images out of my brain. bless yer heart.


message 18: by Richard (new)

Richard | 86 comments That would be a bit like ordering a meal three weeks in advance, Sherrie.


message 19: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
it's called grocery shopping.


message 20: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) Oh Richard... you sound just like my man.
I believe it is more akin to making reservations at a new exciting restaurant in three weeks time. You can still eat before that, but it makes something to look forward to and build up to. It stimulates the mind which then enhances the actual experience of using super-powerful sex gizmos with multiple large attachments... I mean dining.

Women understand these little differences. ;)


message 21: by Richard (new)

Richard | 86 comments I suddenly feel rather peckish.


message 22: by Richard (new)

Richard | 86 comments Sadly, it's less exciting than twisting power tools.


message 23: by Richard (last edited Mar 12, 2009 10:54AM) (new)

Richard | 86 comments Indeed. But the grass is always greener on the other side. There is a part of me that wants to say: "I work for the Blowfish."

(I was going to twist the word "grass" here, but I managed to restrain myself.)


message 24: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) Do you, sir, work for Hootie?

My... I had no idea there were so many, many choices of paraphenalia at sites such as that. Interesting.

Don't the Boy Scouts have a saying about being prepared?


message 25: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
it's better than sleeping with the Blowfishes.


message 26: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) Absolutely with ya, Sherri.
Power tools get boring, words never do. (or at least they shouldn't!)


message 27: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Sherri wrote: "For reasons I'm not prepared to explore, this entire thread makes me think of this.

I suspect I'm better off not knowing why.


"


OMG Sherri... that website made me squeal and flap like a seal. Funniest. Thing. All. Day.




message 28: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) Um, wouldn't beaverbeaverbeaver be more appropriate?
Just wondering...


message 29: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Isn't that a Jewish holiday song?

"Beaver beaver beaver, I made it out of clay..."

No?


message 30: by Lori (new)

Lori Snaaaake, oh snaaaaake, ooooooooooooooooh, it's a snaaaaaaake!


message 31: by Lori (new)

Lori Seriously, someone was tripping when they did that.


message 32: by Lori (new)

Lori Back to that blowfish site, why would someone want to put a condom on a dildo?

"They're pretty inexpensive, too, if you're looking for a basic cheap condom to use on dildos and other sex toys."


message 33: by Lori (new)

Lori Ahhhhhh. Well, I guess I've just proved myself to be not fussy. But, um, I only use it in one ahhhh area. Nothing a quick rinse doesn't solve.

Egads! TMI!


message 34: by Lori (new)

Lori Oh that's clearer then. I'm a pretty simple girl myself, don't need any fancy shapes.

Wascally wabbit here.


message 35: by Lori (new)

Lori Oh the things I learn here!


message 36: by Lori (new)

Lori Hahahaha Sherri!


message 37: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
nothing a toothbrush and a little dove won't solve.

but yes, I can see where condoms might come in handy, if you're, uhm, changing things up as it were.


message 38: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Sherrie -- beaver better yes.


message 39: by Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 1818 comments Mod
badger badger badger badger badger....


message 40: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) [image error]


message 41: by Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd (last edited Mar 12, 2009 08:32PM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 1818 comments Mod
oh, Snake!




message 42: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Lordy what a face.


message 43: by Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 1818 comments Mod
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


message 44: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Crap. Now what?


message 45: by Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 1818 comments Mod
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...



Mushroom, mushroom



Snaaaaaake, oh snake!




message 46: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Amazing.


message 47: by Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 1818 comments Mod
That badger picture is mind boggling, isn't it? What are they all doing there???


message 48: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Really! Isn't that a cat on the right?


message 49: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Stop badgering the witness cat.


message 50: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
that girl is bendy. shiny, bendy girl.


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