Voldemort = sexiest man alive? Agree or disagree?

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The way he looks all pale and noseless, dark robes billowing around him.... *drool*

Isn't that the HOTTEST thing ever?

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So was that "disagree"?

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YUS.

[Sarah]

HOT! lol ;D

[[deleted user]]

Maybe when he was still Tom Riddle Jr.

[♪♫Gloria♫♪]

XD maybe then... but NOT now.

[Sarah]

If you like him, then i wonder who likes the rat. Somebody has to. ew... that gives me terrible thoughts. i will never look at them the same way. BLEH!

[Lizzy]

Well, I mean, he isn't ALIVE.

[Ashima]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ryeleigh]

Ummm NO thats discusting, I want to through up. I feel like thats a joke, ugg

[Jannie]

Not in a million years that's just ICK! and GROSS!

[Gabby]

WHAT??? That's nasty.....

[Sabrina]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW D:
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono

[[deleted user]]

its so hot they way he lifted his arms in the last movie and his sleeves fell to reveal his pale, skinny arms.... *melt*

jk


ew. bleh.

[[deleted user]]

I think you are maybe a little mad
he was hot AT AGE 16 NOT 50-something

[Lashya]

Davina wrote: "EWWWWWWW!!!! NO! NO! NEVER!



You see this? Yeah, it's the EXTREME OPPOSITE of sexy!!!"

THANK YOU, DAVINA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see HOW SOME PEOPLE Can find such ...

... amusement ...

...with THAT FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gabby]

Why am I not surprised that the first thing I thought when I looked at the title of this post was *Sigh* Mme. Catherine le Ninja Coréen...again.

[Becci]

sexy? no... appealing... in a warped way, yes. Power and determination and that ruthless streak can be appealing.
Anyway, for me, Lucius Malfoy is the sexiest character in the series... also in the movies, since there's something eternally sexy about Jason Isaccs in a wig. ;p

[Kyra]

Ew, yuck. NO. Just no.

[Ami]

Impossible as that slot has already been filled. By Severus Snape with Lucius Malfoy in second place. :)

[Maria]

seriously some people find him hot bleh!!!!!!!

[Celine☆]

-Voldemort and Gollum in a slimy wet cave somewhere that's thankfully far away-

Gollum: Gollum, gollum, gollum!
Voldemort: Would you like a tissue?
Gollum hisses and recoils: Me thinks that old slimeball bald man likes our house... Gollum!
Voldemort chuckles evily: Acutally with a couple toss rugs and a few pillows it could be suitable to my taste... Provided wormtail was here for my amusement.
Gollum: Does this wormtail man like riddles's?
Voldemort: No, I should think not. He is not very good at them.
Gollum: Does old slimeball bald man like riddles's?
Voldemort reclines on a slippery rock behind him: My name is Riddle.
Gollum squeals and crouches at his feet: I am a box with no latch, hinges or lid, yet golden treasure inside I hid?
Voldemort: An egg, of course. You know, we have much in common, my dear Smeagol.
Gollum: Gollum, gollum! I think nots.
Voldemort: Ah, but we do. You see, Smeagol....
Gollum waits quietly
Voldemort: You are my son.

-pause for not-so-shocked gasping-

Gollum: Why did slimeball bald man not tell us thisss?!
Voldemort: One does not simply poof into the Great Goblin's mountain.
Gollum: We sits here and eats fishes forever!
Voldemort: No, no... See, I have other duties to attend to.
Gollum is silent
Voldemort: There's this painful boy I have to kill. Plus your mother is very demanding...
Gollum: A mumsie?!
Voldemort: Ah, yes. Wonderful creature she is. You might of heard of her. She was in the Triwizard tournament last year. Scared the willies out of Potter in the lake.
Gollum: We haves not heard of her.
Voldemort: Oh well.
Gollum: We comes with you! Me and my precious!
Voldemort: You have a horecrux? Smeagol, you are your fathers son.
Gollum blinks at him: ... We comes with you!
Voldemort: Now is not the time. I have buisness, son.
Gollum: Gollum, gollum, gollum!
Voldemort: Don't cry. I have to go now, but I brought you a toy. He should be here soon. Goodbye, son.
Voldemort poofs away

-enter Bilbo Baggins-

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Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ...Céline... Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ☯The Bean☯ wrote: "-Voldemort and Gollum in a slimy wet cave somewhere that's thankfully far away-

Gollum: Gollum, gollum, gollum!
Voldemort: Would you like a tissue?
Gollum hisses and recoils: Me thinks that old sl..."

That would be amazing. Please, go write that Fan-fic.

[[deleted user]]

Davina wrote: "EWWWWWWW!!!! NO! NO! NEVER!



You see this? Yeah, it's the EXTREME OPPOSITE of sexy!!!"

That is the definition of beauty. I think I'm getting a lady-boner just by looking at it.

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Blueturtles wrote: "If you like him, then i wonder who likes the rat. Somebody has to. ew... that gives me terrible thoughts. i will never look at them the same way. BLEH!"

He's the 2nd sexiest man alive.

Just picture a white-haired teen anime girl humping rat-tail in the shrieking shack. Doesn't that excite you?

[Celine☆]

Mme. Catherine le Ninja Coréen wrote: "Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ...Céline... Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ☯The Bean☯ wrote: "-Voldemort and Gollum in a slimy wet cave somewhere that's thankfully far away-

Gollum: Gollum, gollum, gollum!
Voldemort: Would you like a tissue?
Goll..."

Thanks. ^.^ I was thinking about it... Are you on Fanfiction?

[Angel]

no

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Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ...Céline... Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ☯The Bean☯ wrote: "Mme. Catherine le Ninja Coréen wrote: "Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ...Céline... Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ☯The Bean☯ wrote: "-Voldemort and Gollum in a slimy wet cave somewhere that's thankfully far away-

Gollum: Gollum, gollum, gollum!
V..."

No, I don't read fan fiction...
But I'd find that one amusing!

[Celine☆]

Great! I have a fanfiction account... although I haven't put anything up yet.

[Danie]

Hate to burst your bubble Voldemort but, you are actually the ugliest thing alive!

[Sarah]

every time i look at this page i want to throw up.

and it also makes me think. i belive that every living and nonliving thing will have someone who realy realy loves it and realy realy hates it.

[Srinivas]

OOohh... you sound so much like Bellatrix Lestrange!!
On a handsome scale of 1-10, i would put Voldemort at -4 :p
ps: Question says sexiest man "alive"?? Really? 'Alive'?

[Sarah]

i would put him at a 2

[Danie]

Srinivas wrote: "OOohh... you sound so much like Bellatrix Lestrange!!
On a handsome scale of 1-10, i would put Voldemort at -4 :p
ps: Question says sexiest man "alive"?? Really? 'Alive'?"

lol

[Shuhan [On Leave]]

eeeew! sick, i tell you, that is pure sick! i'd say fred and george weasly top of my list! hehe!

[Sarah]

BATMAN is at the top of mine. hehe

[Bookluvr]

HE IS DISGUSTIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moshira]

Okay, you guys are sick. You've ruined the movies and books for me.

[[deleted user]]

actually whenever I'm feeling lonely, I put Harry Potter 4 on and climb into a nice, hot bubble bath; I watch that graveyard scene over and over...

[Erika]

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ...Céline... Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ☯The Bean☯ wrote: "-Voldemort and Gollum in a slimy wet cave somewhere that's thankfully far away"



*screams* you should totally fanfic that!

[eny]

If his nose was normal I would say hell yeah but considering that he basically has no nose to speak of (except two slits) he's fucking hideous.

[Kirby]

just curious here- why doesn't he have a nose?

[Gabby]

Yeah, why doesn't he?

[Erin]

Voldemort? Sexy? Ahahahahahaha!!!

[Celine☆]

His nose:

I always chalked it up to a mutation from splitting his soul so many times.

[eny]

It appears that it has no bone, hence no nose.

[eny]

But perhaps its just a ploy by J.K. Rowling to enhance the snake motif because the two slits make him look like a snake.

[Amanda]

Danie wrote: "Hate to burst your bubble Voldemort but, you are actually the ugliest thing alive!"

No I think that may be Gollum.


And yes, Voldy, you are SO sexy. Really. You truly amaze me with your sexiness ;)


I mean, just look at this sexy beast. Really. He's amazing ^^

[Amanda]

Kirby wrote: "just curious here- why doesn't he have a nose?"

The reason he doesn't have a nose, if I recall correctly, is because he is part snake. Snakes, well they don't have visible noses, like humans.