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message 1: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I hate horoscopes. And now they're not even trying to hide the fact that they just make this shit up. Witness this excerpt from my MSN horoscope for today:

A heightened level of intuition and ESP abilities could lead to some interesting conversations with those around you, who could be a bit blown away by your insights into their thoughts, feelings and desires.

My ESP will be working exceptionally well today. The worst part of it? Someone got PAID to write that. Bosh and nonsense. Oh, and Alfonso...quit looking at porn and fix Karen's computer.


message 2: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Read me, Tom.
Come on. It's not like you're doing anything else.


message 3: by Tom (last edited Mar 01, 2009 04:15PM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) You're anxious that you're going to run out of recycled TP before the roads get cleared and you have a chance to get more. You will run out, actually...but you'll make do by recycling what you've already used.




Well? Am i right?


message 4: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Holy smokes, you pegged it! I'd better go count my rolls again...


message 5: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Especially the ones that contradict each other. Those are especially true.


message 6: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Blupid bloroscope!


message 7: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments That's a Simpsons reference, naturally.

I recently read somewhere that astrology used to be considered a hard science. Man, all those people that lived before now were idiots.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Tom wrote: "I hate horoscopes. And now they're not even trying to hide the fact that they just make this shit up. Witness this excerpt from my MSN horoscope for today:

A heightened level of intuition and ..."



ok it is fix!!! so leave me alone!!!!




message 9: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Rusty wrote: "That's a Simpsons reference, naturally.

I recently read somewhere that astrology used to be considered a hard science. Man, all those people that lived before now were idiots."



There's a university somewhere (Seattle?) that offers a degree in astrology!



message 10: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Naturally.


Servius  Heiner I'm pretty sure they award that at Boulder CO as well.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

I find astrology really fucking stupid.


message 13: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I find it really fucking fun!


Servius  Heiner yeah but you also eat tofu, and use recycled tp, so you know... your not really a reliable source.


message 15: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Amanda I find it really fucking fun too!! Not horoscopes...I never read my horoscope. (yesterday's SHOULD have said stay in bed nimrod but I don't know if it did.)
But I think sun signs are cool. I never remember anyone's birthday but I always remember their sign.




message 16: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) And moon signs, and rising signs, and...


message 17: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) and...cusps.


message 18: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Rusty wrote: "I recently read somewhere that astrology used to be considered a hard science. Man, all those people that lived before now were idiots."

Yeah, unlike us today, who think economists know what they're talking about.




message 19: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Hey... I just remembered why Weird Al Yankovic makes me vomit till I'm dry-heaving! Thanks for that!


message 20: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments re: #21

Keep up chiquita, that's a joke. Didn't you see the look on my face when I said it?


message 21: by David (new)

David In the good old days, science was performed by poets, all were well employed. Now its astrology.


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

I learned about how stupid scientist and doctors used to be when reading "Stiff."


message 23: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Doctors now are pretty damn stupid, too! I'm scared for me.

(Hi there, 10 day old thread! Nice to see ya again...)


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