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message 1: by Twizzie (new)

Twizzie (twizzlersandchill) Discuss it here. Who was your favorite character? What did you like about it? Which part was the best?

message 2: by Nitzan (new)

I mean, this is one of the most quotable and amazing movies EVER made!

Vizzini: "Inconceivable!"
Inigo: "You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...

Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Count Rugen: Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight.
Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

And (one of my favorite scenes):
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Man in Black: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [Vizzini and the Man in Black drink]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]

and... Well, this comment is long as it is so I'll stop now. Bottom line, though, there are more ANDs than I can count. This movie is bloody brilliant.

message 3: by JazzyCat (new)

JazzyCat (dayandnightgirl) | 20 comments lol ikr! it's a genius hilarious movie!

message 4: by Nitzan (new)

Nitzan Schwarz (NitzanAfterwords) Jasny the Pink Monster wrote: "lol ikr! it's a genius hilarious movie!"

Isn't it? ~sigh~ I just love it. I love how if you start saying "My name is Inigo Montoya--" People will join you and there will be a harmony of voices saying "you killed my father, prepare to die" with you xD

message 5: by JazzyCat (new)

JazzyCat (dayandnightgirl) | 20 comments lol exactly

message 7: by Nitzan (new)

Nitzan Schwarz (NitzanAfterwords) As you well should!

message 8: by Twizzie (new)

Twizzie (twizzlersandchill) I've only watched half but I like it

message 9: by Charlotte (new)

Charlotte  (CharlotteP) Best line in the whole movie:
No more rhymes, and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?

Andre the Giant is the best!!!!

message 10: by Dead (new)

Dead (marcwashere) | 55 comments I faintly remember this movie from when i was a kid. Favorite line: "Iinconcievable!" That guy probably has no idea what the word means.

message 11: by Twizzie (new)

Twizzie (twizzlersandchill) Aaaaaaaasssss Yoooooooooou Wiiiiiiiiish!

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