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Feeling Nostalgic? The archives > Give us your best "As Seen On TV" / infomercial product here. Inspired by LG

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message 1: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) Apparently with this stuff you can take your screen door and turn it into the bottom of your boat! What you're meant to do with the bottom of your boat and how well it works as a screen door are really your problem after all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7p_U1...

I tried to tell Honey we needed some, but he wasn't impressed.


message 2: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 22887 comments Mod
I have to admit the words "liquid rubber" are very appealing. And I have a flower pot just like that, with a big rip in it!


message 3: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10824 comments Lobstergirl wrote: "I have to admit the words "liquid rubber" are very appealing."

TWSS


message 4: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) Really? So, if I eat pizza and donuts all day, start super sizing it again, but I wear this thing I'll be thin & hot? Cause, I'll wear that sucker all day long!

Oh, oooops, it says I can "wear it to the gym to maximize my workout", there is where the problems start. If I was GOING to the gym in the first place I wouldn't be looking for a "miracle cure" for my gut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17DcJR...


message 5: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) (I'm not really looking for a miracle cure.)


message 6: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments Those always remind me of the Relaxerciser from Mad Men.


message 7: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments Well you can always just ask for Pajamajeans. With the look of jeans and the feel of pajamas, you will want to fall asleep in them.


message 8: by Barb (new)

Barb My daughter doesn't like jeans very much. I guess she find them uncomfortable. She wears alot of jeggings.


message 9: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Barb! You used that word--to The Ficus with you!


message 10: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments I am guessing the a-nonword?

::cringes::


message 11: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 22887 comments Mod
No, she meant:



message 12: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments Gah!


message 13: by Barb (new)

Barb Not nasty grown-woman jeggings ... think cute litte kid jeggins that actually look like jeans.
More like this:
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message 14: by Dr. Detroit (new)

Dr. Detroit | 5923 comments Popeil's spray-on hair.


message 15: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments ^I love that one. Also, the Flowbee.


message 16: by Dr. Detroit (new)

Dr. Detroit | 5923 comments Susan wrote: "^I love that one. Also, the Flowbee."

Whoever came up with the idea to use a vacuum cleaner to cut hair had to be banged to the gills on some queer mixture of cocaine, grain alcohol, and LSD.


message 17: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments Or is that just the ones willing to have it used on them?


message 18: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 22887 comments Mod
Think how deranged you would have to be to use a Flowbee on your spray-on hair. (To convince anyone looking in your window that you had actual hair, of course.)


message 19: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) The receptionist at my old work had a Flowbee. She used it on her two (boy) kids, so she could save money on hair cuts...


message 20: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments Vacuum + blades = not going near little's head. Ever.


message 21: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) You're a good mom!


message 22: by Barb (new)

Barb I saw a commercial the other day for some sort of mini-saw ... and at one point the parent (presumably) was cutting open one of those nasty plastic packages with a toy in it while the kid looked on excitedly ... with their face mere inches from the spinning blade.


message 23: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) Nice!


message 24: by Susan (new)

Susan | 6406 comments Yikes.


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