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message 1: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
This is for Dictionary entries that you make up. Usually they are funny ones, you can make up funny meanings for annoying, silly or strange objects or just friends.


message 2: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Emily-(Proper Noun) Is known to exaggerate other peoples insanessosity but legend has it that she is more crazy herself. She does actually live in a looney bin that is cushioned at all sides and she bangs on the walls screaming like a monkey all day. Wearing a disgrace-against-fashion-beige-suede-blazer WITH THE ARMS STITCHED TOGETHER!!!

Hannah-(Proper Noun) She tries to stop Emily from her antics and tries to rescue her from the men in white coats but she completely and utterly fails. Emily hijacks her brain and cause Hannah to loose all her memory (Oh No!) and smartness (Yippee!) Hannah then is no longer right all the time. (Double Yippee!)

Jessica-(Proper Noun) Busts into the white cushioned room, knocks out the men in white coats (Rose Style) and rescues Hannah. She then ventures to the source of the problem (Emily) and saves her too. She then nursed them back to health and becomes their friend. (PLEASE BE WARNED: THERE IS STILL A GIGANTIC TOUCH OF INSANESSOSITY IN THEIR MINDS BECAUSE JESSICA'S BRAIN-FIXING SKILLS AREN'T GREAT BECAUSE, REALLY SHE NEVER WENT TO UNIVERSITY ANS STUDIED SCICOLOGY. sHE ENDED UP STUDYING ZOOLOGY BY MISTAKE. (SHE GETS MIXED UP EASILY).


message 3: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Dfodgy-(adjective) pronounced DA-fodgy. Like, double dodgy, extra dodgy, more dodgy than usual. Example: Jessica's evil laugh is dfodgy. Emily is most certainly not dfodgy.


message 4: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (last edited Dec 25, 2012 03:03PM) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
*!!!SWOONOER!!!*- (noun, adjective) pronounced SWOON-oo-ER. Comprised of two words, swoon-to feel faint or dizzy in the presence of extreme hotnessossity, and ooer-a word from the book series Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. (I'm not sure what it means. Ask Hannah, she'll know.)

1. An extremely hot, sexy tanned male (there are no female *!!!SWOONOERS!!!*) who causes you to *swoon*
2. Any male vampire. Vampires are always hot (no matter how cold they are)
3. Your crush. Even if he isn't that hot or sexy, he will still be a *!!!SWOONOER!!!* in your eyes.

Example: 1. Ben Barnes is a *!!!SWOONOER!!!*
2. Reece Mastin is most certainly NOT a *!!!SWOONOER!!!*


message 5: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
NQR-(abrv) Not Quite Right. Example: Jess is NQR


message 6: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Swoony-(adj) Something that is full of *SWOON*, swoonworthy etc. Example: Ben Barnes is vair swoony


message 7: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (last edited Dec 26, 2012 08:51PM) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Swoonworthy-(adj) Someone worthy of being a *!!!SWOONOER!!!* Example: Ben Barnes is certainly swoonworthy.


message 8: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Vair-(adj)Basically another worrd for very. Example: *!!!SWOONOERS!!!* are always vair hot.


message 9: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Eggs BENEDICT, as in Benedict Cumberbatch-Two halves of an English muffin, topped with ham, poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce.


message 10: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
The Losing It Scale (from the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson book series)
1. Minor tizz
2. Complete tizz and to-do
3. Strop
4. A visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. Spaz attack
7. Complete ditherspaz
8. Nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. Complete nervy b.
10. Ballisticisimus

Just so you know, my sister once got to 10!


message 11: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
dfody- a spelling mistake of dfodgy. It means not quite dfodgy, or, in between dodgy and dfodgy.


message 12: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
TMI-(abrv)To Much Information.


message 13: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
OPIA-(abrv) Old people in action. Em and I came up with this when we were at the pool and old people were jumping off the high dive.


message 14: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
OTM - Old people's Technology Malfunction. Yes I know, it doesn't have a 'P' in it, but it's easier to say without the 'P.'


message 15: by Hannah, Ms really sweet and very thankful ;) (new)

Hannah Ward (Hannah109) | 681 comments Mod
You forgot to say that I was at the pool too!


message 16: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
We were at the Timaru one


message 17: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
That was when Emily was stalking this group of guys and replied back to them behind them and then hid. Vair hilarious.


message 18: by Hannah, Ms really sweet and very thankful ;) (new)

Hannah Ward (Hannah109) | 681 comments Mod
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Ashburton one.


message 19: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
I was NOT stalking them. hmmmph.


message 20: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Hmmm, you were still pretty creepy.


message 21: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
That IS my purpose in life, apart from fantasising about the Swoonmeister.


message 22: by Hannah, Ms really sweet and very thankful ;) (new)

Hannah Ward (Hannah109) | 681 comments Mod
Swoonmeister?!?!?! You are not Sven, you are a semi-insane girl WHO DOES NOT SAY SWOONMEISTER!!!!


message 23: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
Well, I do, I'm semi-insane.


message 24: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
lol, SEMI?!


message 25: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
MERRRrPPPPPpp


message 26: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
That settles it. You are insane.


message 27: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
No, I'm just a high-functioning psychosociopath.


message 28: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
High-functioning psychosociopath - (proper noun) what you get if you mix emily and Sherlock together. (Jess, hannah, not in THAT way)


message 29: by Hannah, Ms really sweet and very thankful ;) (new)

Hannah Ward (Hannah109) | 681 comments Mod
Really? But what are your children going to be? Minipsychosociopaths?


message 30: by Emily, Ms. amazing lady who invited me to join :) (new)

Emily (emilydodd221) | 530 comments Mod
I said not in THAT way!!


message 31: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Hannah's right though


message 32: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Face it.

Monkeybum- what you say when something really stinks or just a nonsense word to say in an awkward silence.
(This word's Angelique's by the way, not my word.)

Cool bananas- what cool people say when everything's gone well or something.
(My instructor at camp last year said this all the time, she was really nice.)


message 33: by Angelique (new)

Angelique (angelique682) Aaaw I think I get the Yayayayay now.

Thanks for adding the word :)


message 34: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
Your welcome. it should really be yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay though. Yayayayayayayayay is ya.


message 35: by Angelique (new)

Angelique (angelique682) Haha okay. I will keep that in mind


message 36: by Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining (new)

Jessica (jesskingxoxo) | 876 comments Mod
KirkspockscottytastictacularCHEKOV

-A word to describe something amazing in Star Trek.
(For any trekkies in this group)


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