Our New and Improved Oxford Dictionary

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This is for Dictionary entries that you make up. Usually they are funny ones, you can make up funny meanings for annoying, silly or strange objects or just friends.

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Emily-(Proper Noun) Is known to exaggerate other peoples insanessosity but legend has it that she is more crazy herself. She does actually live in a looney bin that is cushioned at all sides and she bangs on the walls screaming like a monkey all day. Wearing a disgrace-against-fashion-beige-suede-blazer WITH THE ARMS STITCHED TOGETHER!!!

Hannah-(Proper Noun) She tries to stop Emily from her antics and tries to rescue her from the men in white coats but she completely and utterly fails. Emily hijacks her brain and cause Hannah to loose all her memory (Oh No!) and smartness (Yippee!) Hannah then is no longer right all the time. (Double Yippee!)

Jessica-(Proper Noun) Busts into the white cushioned room, knocks out the men in white coats (Rose Style) and rescues Hannah. She then ventures to the source of the problem (Emily) and saves her too. She then nursed them back to health and becomes their friend. (PLEASE BE WARNED: THERE IS STILL A GIGANTIC TOUCH OF INSANESSOSITY IN THEIR MINDS BECAUSE JESSICA'S BRAIN-FIXING SKILLS AREN'T GREAT BECAUSE, REALLY SHE NEVER WENT TO UNIVERSITY ANS STUDIED SCICOLOGY. sHE ENDED UP STUDYING ZOOLOGY BY MISTAKE. (SHE GETS MIXED UP EASILY).

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Dfodgy-(adjective) pronounced DA-fodgy. Like, double dodgy, extra dodgy, more dodgy than usual. Example: Jessica's evil laugh is dfodgy. Emily is most certainly not dfodgy.

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*!!!SWOONOER!!!*- (noun, adjective) pronounced SWOON-oo-ER. Comprised of two words, swoon-to feel faint or dizzy in the presence of extreme hotnessossity, and ooer-a word from the book series Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. (I'm not sure what it means. Ask Hannah, she'll know.)

1. An extremely hot, sexy tanned male (there are no female *!!!SWOONOERS!!!*) who causes you to *swoon*
2. Any male vampire. Vampires are always hot (no matter how cold they are)
3. Your crush. Even if he isn't that hot or sexy, he will still be a *!!!SWOONOER!!!* in your eyes.

Example: 1. Ben Barnes is a *!!!SWOONOER!!!*
2. Reece Mastin is most certainly NOT a *!!!SWOONOER!!!*

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NQR-(abrv) Not Quite Right. Example: Jess is NQR

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Swoony-(adj) Something that is full of *SWOON*, swoonworthy etc. Example: Ben Barnes is vair swoony

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Swoonworthy-(adj) Someone worthy of being a *!!!SWOONOER!!!* Example: Ben Barnes is certainly swoonworthy.

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Vair-(adj)Basically another worrd for very. Example: *!!!SWOONOERS!!!* are always vair hot.

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Eggs BENEDICT, as in Benedict Cumberbatch-Two halves of an English muffin, topped with ham, poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce.

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The Losing It Scale (from the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson book series)
1. Minor tizz
2. Complete tizz and to-do
3. Strop
4. A visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. Spaz attack
7. Complete ditherspaz
8. Nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. Complete nervy b.
10. Ballisticisimus

Just so you know, my sister once got to 10!

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dfody- a spelling mistake of dfodgy. It means not quite dfodgy, or, in between dodgy and dfodgy.

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TMI-(abrv)To Much Information.

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OPIA-(abrv) Old people in action. Em and I came up with this when we were at the pool and old people were jumping off the high dive.

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OTM - Old people's Technology Malfunction. Yes I know, it doesn't have a 'P' in it, but it's easier to say without the 'P.'

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You forgot to say that I was at the pool too!

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We were at the Timaru one

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That was when Emily was stalking this group of guys and replied back to them behind them and then hid. Vair hilarious.

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Oh, I thought you were talking about the Ashburton one.

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I was NOT stalking them. hmmmph.

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Hmmm, you were still pretty creepy.

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That IS my purpose in life, apart from fantasising about the Swoonmeister.

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Swoonmeister?!?!?! You are not Sven, you are a semi-insane girl WHO DOES NOT SAY SWOONMEISTER!!!!

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Well, I do, I'm semi-insane.

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lol, SEMI?!

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MERRRrPPPPPpp

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That settles it. You are insane.

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No, I'm just a high-functioning psychosociopath.

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High-functioning psychosociopath - (proper noun) what you get if you mix emily and Sherlock together. (Jess, hannah, not in THAT way)

[Hannah, Ms really sweet and very thankful ;)]

Really? But what are your children going to be? Minipsychosociopaths?

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I said not in THAT way!!

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Hannah's right though

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Face it.

Monkeybum- what you say when something really stinks or just a nonsense word to say in an awkward silence.
(This word's Angelique's by the way, not my word.)

Cool bananas- what cool people say when everything's gone well or something.
(My instructor at camp last year said this all the time, she was really nice.)

[Angelique]

Aaaw I think I get the Yayayayay now.

Thanks for adding the word :)

[Jessica, Ms. fun and very entertaining]

Your welcome. it should really be yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay though. Yayayayayayayayay is ya.

[Angelique]

Haha okay. I will keep that in mind

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-A word to describe something amazing in Star Trek.
(For any trekkies in this group)