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Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head


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when the boogey man goes to sleep every nigt, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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outer space exist because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck norris.


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Miranda Heath (mirdermystery) | 103 comments hahahahahahahaha


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MUAHHAHAHAH!!!


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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is


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funnay.. i want his autographo.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments Chuck Norris counted to infnity... twice


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i made out with him......last night


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dude lily geez.


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Miranda Heath (mirdermystery) | 103 comments When Chuck Norris goes on the computer, the internet empties itself of all insulting comments b/c Chuck Norris's computer doesn't want to be round-house-kicked.


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ok


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments my dad saw me cuss out logan and now hes like really mad


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its okay. dude, mary grace is feeding me mangerins right now.


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no it isn't. it's normal.


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Mrs. Roy (MrsRoy) | 2 comments When I was 7, "Good Guys Wear Black" was my fav movie. Good ole Chuck!


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No, its not. she likes to do that to me.


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That / is there because Chuck Norris said so.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments you mean he became the word awesome


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments the definition that is


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments u stole my idea :(


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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments i looked out the window and it was raining but i didn't relize that so i thought that the tree was having a seizure


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments congratulations Mizuki you officially have our first conversation that went past 50 comments without leaving the origional subject!


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments she doesn't actually know what color is b/c she's blind+deaf!


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.


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Chuck Norris dosen't jump, he lets go of the world.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.



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Chuck Norris can round house kick the cancer out of people.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.


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Jack the annoying freak wrote: "Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried."

Mizuki (Logan) wrote: "Chuck Norris's tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
Kids! See if you can find the 6 hidden differences!




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Olivia P. (alexrider2015) | 6 comments Chuck Norris doesnt wish he thinks it and gets it.


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Olivia P. (alexrider2015) | 6 comments Chuck Norris invented the roundhouse kick


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Olivia P. (alexrider2015) | 6 comments when GOD opened the book of life Chuck Norris said that he didnt like the way it looked so he asked GOD to change it and it was done.


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Chuck Norris created the sun when he set the 5th gas giant on fire.


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Chuck Norris has Jesus's autograph.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments Robert wrote: "Chuck Norris has Jesus's autograph."

"It would be better the other way around."
-Robin


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Jacob (jeh97) | 1 comments Visit Jacob B.'s poetry website
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Chuck Norris is my friends dad.


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Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called The Islands.


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments i mades a website!!!!!!!: http://thejackal31.webs.com/


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xXRossiya AruXx (biggestanimegeek) | 20 comments Misa (Logan) wrote: "The most disappointing moment of a child's life isn't when she finds out santa isn't real, it's when she finds out that chuck norris is."

WHO THE HELL IS CHUCK NORRIS??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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GASP!


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:


Jack the annoying freak (idkw) | 146 comments only the most coolest/invinsiblest person to ever even be thought of!


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xXRossiya AruXx (biggestanimegeek) | 20 comments idk who he is. nvr heard of him. b4 this, anyay.....


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Rachel (hirumayoichis) O_O


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Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) *GASP*


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Rachel (hirumayoichis) SINNER FMA!!!!


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