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I hate Goddivine!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Feb 02, 2009 05:19PM
So I’m in the office “managing” (that means is slow as hell I got people and I get to sit my flat ass) when johns comes with a credit card and explain to me that he thinks is some sort of fake credit card… I’m like erm… ok let’s see the credit card and the god damn thing reads: Goddivine (and a last name I can’t remember) I’m like wtf? So I go to the customer and ask for ID… and the mother fucker’s name is Goddivine… dude I come from a country where most people have 2 names and 2 last names… (some like me have 3 names and 2 last names and yes, I’m pretty sure my parents hated me since the moment I was born) and I’ve never seen such a funny name in my life!!! Goddivine… wtf!
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Goddivine is gonna smite you if you don't watch out!
How does Goddivine pronounce his/her name Miguel Alfonso de Jesus Gutierrez Collarbone? Was it very distinct, like God Divine, or was it more like gottavine, or what? I need to know!
I never ask him!! I was too busy trying to hold my laugh!!!
Ha! Tell him to bring it! I got Goddivine on my side!
Speaking of casinos… did I told you that I went to my first poker game…??? Wanna hear about it?
Why so long???Anyway I end up 3rd… it was horrible!!! I can bluff if I’m scared out of my mind!!!
You can make a necklace with it’s teeth, a cape with the skin and a crow with the jaw… then you sit in front of your house and declare that you have slay the leopard and therefore you won the right to be prince of Canada!
It depends you still have those pigs you stole last time you went to the zoo? If not get back to the zoo and better yet get some Tasmania devils… and put em on a room with “the problem” and let nature take its course… 
Dead leopard? Are you sure he's not just deaf?
it’s animated… is called Rurouni Kenshin OVA 1-4. But even tho I hate that guy who did the last samurai it was pretty damn good…
Just make sure you don’t use your hand writing nor a printer that can be trace back to you… you know how that CIS shit is now days… it makes one miss the good old days when you could kill somebody by mistake when doing an illegal hunt of an endangered species in the zoo and just dump the body almost anywhere and it couldn’t be trace back to you =(, it sucks to be a psycho in this modern world!
Ah. So a deaf (in one ear) undercover Zoo Security agent and not, in fact, a deaf leopard.
i havent but i added to my netflix... i'll give you a report!
Sanjuro was pretty good. Nice gory final scene.
And I don’t remember the ear-drum lessons with the dead cop’s penis… but remember sometimes if the hunt wasn’t particularly thrilling I tend to forget all about it…
HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT!!!! you got her number????????????????????????????//
I wonder if you already got your monologue ready for when you call her!!!!
Those girls were just trying to give you Alison's number! Otherwise, why wouldn't they say, "Seth, give us your number so we can call you when we go out!" It doesn't make sense that you would have to call and ask if something was going on. Those girls wanted you to have Alison's number to see if you'd call her. In my opinion.
Definitely call Alison. Immediately and with extreme prejudice.
Hmm, I'm with Montambo's reasoning and analysis on this one.
Example:
"so, is everyone going out tonight?"
"No, I'm just sitting around the house thinking of fun places to drink and interesting movies to see..."
They did not encourage you to take her number so you could reply...
"Oh, OK well you have a good time then..."
Example:
"so, is everyone going out tonight?"
"No, I'm just sitting around the house thinking of fun places to drink and interesting movies to see..."
They did not encourage you to take her number so you could reply...
"Oh, OK well you have a good time then..."
He has a phobia, though, folks! What's he supposed to do? Seth, can you get sorta drunk, first? (This is the kind of advice I'm going to give my offspring.)
You truly are my beer twin Montambo! Speaking of which, the ol' mailbox's been kinda empty lately...
Dude, call the woman. You feel bad that she didn't get to go out on Wendnesday so you'd like to buy her a drink Thursday. Holy shit, i actually typed the word "dude."
Seriously. Call her Thursday. "I feel bad that i was supposed to call you to find out about beer night, and then you didn't get to go. Can i buy you a drink tonight to make up for it?" If you do not call this girl i will personally drive up there and bitch-slap you. Well, i would if i knew where to find you, didn't have to work, knew what you looked like, was willing to pay for the gas and lodging, and wasn't a lazy ass.
I'm with Tom on this one...he's a lazy ass.I mean, uh, Call The Girl! I'll ride up there with him in is stylin' new car. Maybe he'll let me drive...riiiiiight.
You know when i said i'd let you drive the car after i get 60k miles on it? Now we're up to 100k.Oh, yeah...call the girl.
Well, at least you didn't add more years to the "you'll get a ring" total...10 is WAAAAY too long as it is.Has he called the girl yet?
He has not called the girl yet... she works tonight and he's going out drinking. He
WILL
call the girl tomorrow though, or i will (metaphorically) bitch slap him. For his own metaphorical good.
Steve wrote: "You truly are my beer twin Montambo! Speaking of which, the ol' mailbox's been kinda empty lately..."Try sending me your address again, apparently it was undeliverable... I'm at work now but I intend on getting to the bottom of it when I am home next week.
I am assuming that seth has a red cheek.
Metaphorically red. It appears that he'd rather wait until she gives up on him and finds someone else, then ponder longingly-- Victorian style-- about what might have been.
Well, what can you say, he's Canadian.If I were Canadian I would want to hide from people too.
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