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Fun: Why I would never be a Romance Novel Heroine...

LOL!! You are so funny. i will think about this more. I agree with most of yours. I guess I never thought of it. Hmmmm!

Example: find a book where the heroine does not solve a murder. find one where the heroine is over 30. Where the heroine is not an heiress or poor as a church mouse.
Oh it might involve too much research and maybe not as fun to read LOL!!
I saw how you have it outlined and thought book challenge!! LMAO!!
What can I say it is 1:00 AM LOL!

BTW, the idea is not originally mine...I remember seeing a similar thread in another Romance board, I can't remember where though...
Here are a few more I came up with...
-because my eyes don't change colors with my feelings.
-because if I love a guy, I'll probably tell me immediately..(book will be over in 10 pages..LOL)

-because I wouldn't be caught dead with a drinking, gambling womanizer, LOL. Womanizer, womanizer...

-because I don't have magical powers like raise the dead or read other people's minds.

-because if anyone threw me over their shoulder to carry me anywhere I didn't want to go, I'd scream like a banshee and puke from a hanging-upside-down induced migraine.
-because I will never look good in leather. Really.
-because I might for, like, one second be impressed by the "she's mine" attitude, before looking around for the UPC barcode stamped on my person that gave him the impression I was up for grabs.

-because I never cry prettily.
-because if there is real danger, I'm not that proud not to hide behind a more capable man, instead of running towards it and expect to be save later.

I won't stop while being pursued by flesh eating zombies to drop to my knees and service you
Anal sex without lube is just wrong...

- because, no, just no I am not into bestiality..

-because I wouldn't be caught dead with a drinking, gambling womanizer, LOL. Womanizer, womanizer..."
Nice Britney Spears reference...classic!

- because I cannot figure out where all the body parts in go in polyamorous sex (even though it makes for most fascinating reading/envisioning)
- because I will not give up my career. Ever.
- because I do not have beautifully expressive violet eyes
- because I have not, nor have I ever been since I was six yrs old, a size six dress size
- because when I get upset I break out in a rash
- because when I sneeze sometimes my nose runs LOL
- because I'm not sure I want to have a mouth that looks like it can suck a golfball through a hose LOL

…because like most people, my eyes don't change colors right before I have sex.
…because I don’t like to walk around without my clothes on.


Because I don't orgasm in 10 seconds!!
because I don't hiss, or growl.. I bite, but not growl lol :)
and add:
Because I won't stop in the middle of fleeing from the enemy to have sex
Because I don't like hulking he men telling me that I am destined to be with him and only him
Because if some guy cornered me in an alley and wanted to drink from my neck I'd run screaming the other way
because if I found out that vamps, weres and all that existed I'd pass out



VERY good too, one of the best I have read so far.. they just seem to be getting better and better though, at least for me because you learn more and more background story of the Dark-Hunters as you get farther in. And alot of them have repeat appearances throughout the books so that in itself makes the series good to me.
But ya one of the scenes after they had sex she got up and was dancing around and the FIRST thing I thought was, um messy? ROFL

Though.. actually if I had someone as hot as any of these Dark-Hunters I just might not care! /giggles



Though I dont know what the cover of Ash's book looks like I am not that far yet :)




I am THAT big of a fan of them :)
Good thing I have a good friend who does Tats :P


I have a pic of the tattoo I'm currently considering posted at my desk at work. It's a sort-of-abstract phoenix.

Though I have many tattoos already hehe. And I wish I had done what you suggest with a couple ROFL.

haha Tricia - you can always get them removed right? Although isn't it more painful to take them off then to get them put on lol. Not sure if it's worth it.


My fiance's 6'4". lol (And I'm only 5'6")
- because I'm not brave enough to investigate somebody's murder.
= because I'm over 30 and the hero will be dating the young twenty something.
- because if I truly meet a vampire in real life I will be running in the opposite direction, scared to death.
- because I will not give up my career to take care of some distant sick relative.
-because I'm not an heiress or poor as a churchmouse.
-because I have no plans in pretending to be a boy.
-because if I can shapeshift it would be to a nice sexy size 6, instead into something that has fangs and fur.