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The Princess and the Pony The Princess and the Pony (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.21 — 5,630 ratings — published 2015
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Someone Farted Someone Farted (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.35 — 322 ratings — published 2018
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Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.02 — 1,145 ratings — published 2017
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The World's Biggest Fart The World's Biggest Fart (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.90 — 139 ratings — published 2017
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Farts: A Spotter's Guide: (Fart Books, Fart Jokes, Fart Games Book) Farts: A Spotter's Guide: (Fart Books, Fart Jokes, Fart Games Book)
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avg rating 4.21 — 138 ratings — published 2008
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The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science) The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science)
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avg rating 4.13 — 1,256 ratings — published 1978
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Dreamcatcher Dreamcatcher (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.66 — 188,135 ratings — published 2001
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My Brother's Butt Is Haunted My Brother's Butt Is Haunted (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.68 — 96 ratings — published
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The Big Bang and Other Farts The Big Bang and Other Farts (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.72 — 101 ratings — published
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Mums Dont Fart, Okay! Mums Dont Fart, Okay! (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.35 — 31 ratings — published
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Henry The Farting Heart: A Funny Rhyming Valentine's Day Book For Kids About A Tooting Heart Henry The Farting Heart: A Funny Rhyming Valentine's Day Book For Kids About A Tooting Heart (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.94 — 48 ratings — published
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The History of Farting The History of Farting (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.21 — 179 ratings — published 1995
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Toby Tootles Toby Tootles (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.34 — 107 ratings — published
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The Naughtiest Unicorn on a School Trip (The Naughtiest Unicorn #5) The Naughtiest Unicorn on a School Trip (The Naughtiest Unicorn #5)
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avg rating 4.17 — 161 ratings — published
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The Work of Art in the Age of Its Technological Reproducibility, and Other Writings on Media The Work of Art in the Age of Its Technological Reproducibility, and Other Writings on Media (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.08 — 24,972 ratings — published 1936
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The Dialectics of Seeing: Walter Benjamin and the Arcades Project The Dialectics of Seeing: Walter Benjamin and the Arcades Project (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.36 — 1,172 ratings — published 1989
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We Toot: A Feminist Fable About Farting We Toot: A Feminist Fable About Farting (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.58 — 96 ratings — published
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Bob's Burgers, Volume 1 Bob's Burgers, Volume 1 (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 1,308 ratings — published 2015
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Butts Are Everywhere Butts Are Everywhere (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.90 — 500 ratings — published
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Ronan Boyle and the Bridge of Riddles (Ronan Boyle #1) Ronan Boyle and the Bridge of Riddles (Ronan Boyle #1)
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avg rating 3.84 — 905 ratings — published 2019
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Belches, Burps, and Farts-Oh My! Belches, Burps, and Farts-Oh My! (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.10 — 49 ratings — published 2014
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My Dog Laughs My Dog Laughs (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.62 — 511 ratings — published
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Travesuras de la niña mala Travesuras de la niña mala (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 51,274 ratings — published 2006
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Doctor Proctor Who Cut the Cheese? (Doctor Proctor #3) Doctor Proctor Who Cut the Cheese? (Doctor Proctor #3)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,241 ratings — published 2010
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Almost Everybody Farts Almost Everybody Farts (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.18 — 454 ratings — published 2017
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King Henry IV, Part 1 King Henry IV, Part 1 (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.80 — 33,985 ratings — published 1597
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Moby-Dick or, The Whale Moby-Dick or, The Whale (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.57 — 625,892 ratings — published 1851
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King Lear King Lear (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 241,014 ratings — published 1605
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The Prose Edda: Norse Mythology The Prose Edda: Norse Mythology (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.15 — 16,027 ratings — published 1220
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The Canterbury Tales The Canterbury Tales (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.53 — 240,057 ratings — published 1400
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Four Plays: The Clouds/The Birds/Lysistrata/The Frogs Four Plays: The Clouds/The Birds/Lysistrata/The Frogs (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.06 — 6,876 ratings — published 1983
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Tryst Tryst (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.25 — 709 ratings — published 1939
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Little Women (Little Women, #1) Little Women (Little Women, #1)
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avg rating 4.17 — 2,503,883 ratings — published 1868
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The Red Tent The Red Tent (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.21 — 637,743 ratings — published 1997
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I Capture the Castle I Capture the Castle (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.98 — 117,197 ratings — published 1948
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Oh, Ick!: 114 Science Experiments Guaranteed to Gross You Out! Oh, Ick!: 114 Science Experiments Guaranteed to Gross You Out! (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.39 — 31 ratings — published 2016
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Floors Floors (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.93 — 4,399 ratings — published 2011
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A Giraffe Did One A Giraffe Did One (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.22 — 146 ratings — published 2011
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Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Doctor Proctor #1) Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Doctor Proctor #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 3,716 ratings — published 2007
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Walter the Farting Dog Walter the Farting Dog (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.95 — 3,876 ratings — published 2001
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The Fart Party, Vol. 1 The Fart Party, Vol. 1 (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.09 — 739 ratings — published 2006
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Farley Farts Farley Farts (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.71 — 14 ratings — published 2014
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Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 564,457 ratings — published 2001
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Marquis de Sade
“Fanchon, 69 years of age, has been hanged 6 times in effigy, and has committed all imaginable crimes; she has a squint, and is pug-nosed, short, fat, with no forehead and only 2 teeth; an erysipelas covers her arse, a bunch of haemorrhoids hangs from her arsehole, a canker devours her vagina, she has a burnt thigh and a cancer eating away at her breast; she is always drunk, vomits, farts and shits all over the place and at any time without even noticing.”
Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

John Cage
“Farting, don't think, just fart.”
John Cage, M: Writings '67–'72

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