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If It Fornicates by L.A. Witt
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3.5 Stars of Chastity
I'll round up because… chastity.

Member that time I said I didn't really feel this couple? Welp, The Wonder Twins (Voinov & Witt) fixed that deal.

Did I mention there was chastity? Not poser chastity either. Bona fide chastity. With a steel cock cage!

Check this out:

"Speaking of which, we talked the other night about… about, what was it you called it? Chastity play?"
Nick barely kept himself from a relieved exhalation. "We did, yes."
"What exactly would that entail?"
"Anything I want it to."


Or how about this:

"You do know what the "T" in CBT stands for, don't you?"
Spencer swallowed. "Torture."
"Mm-hmm." Nick watched him for a moment. "The fun part."

U period N period F period!

Sorry, I'm got distracted.

Kink was good. I really missed that finger thing of Nick's, but Spencer is a good boy who's obedient and has that whole soft eyes thing happening, *meow* so I guess he doesn't need the finger thing anymore. *sad clown frown* Spencer's almost text book sub good. Is there a kink text book? Fuck it. You know what I mean.

Did I mention Spencer's bigger than Nick. *growl*
And that whole bound/breath play/spreader bar deal was

Plus, chastity.

I still don't think they're as hot as that whole Jared/Tristan/Rolex trifecta. That thing is golden. Maybe because these two are all about the love whereas the others are all about the lust. Still, these two gave me chastity. I don't imagine I'll be getting anything anywhere near chastity from those other horny bastards.

Their relationship development was superb. I liked that they approached Nick's future as a rent boy as adults and the fact that Spencer never got jealous or laid down an ultimatum. I'm gonna miss that Nick and his sadism.

And the chastity.
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Reading Progress

October 21, 2013 – Shelved
November 16, 2014 – Started Reading
November 17, 2014 –
17.0% "Chastity!!!\n \n *squeal*"
November 17, 2014 –
100.0% "*meow*"
November 17, 2014 – Finished Reading

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Adam So, could you clarify for me: was there chastity? I'm not sure whether your review mentioned that. =P

Great review, Wench! I've really got to get started with this series.

message 2: by Ann (new) - rated it 5 stars

Ann Sooooooo, chastity? Just wanna be clear.


Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ I'm sensing some sarcasm here. :-*

* N aka Nikki Oh, I luuuuurved this one! I can't remember if there was any chastity play in it though...

Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Oh, there was! I have photographic proof of such. ;P

* N aka Nikki I believe you! :)

* N aka Nikki I believe you! :)

message 8: by SheReadsALot (last edited Nov 19, 2014 03:05PM) (new)

SheReadsALot So that was the noise I heard earlier today? That loud CHASTITY war cry/groan/moan number.

Shoulda known it was you.

Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ SheReadsALot wrote: "So that was the noise I heard earlier today? That loud CHASTITY war cry/groan/moan number.

Shoulda know it was you."

I can't believe you didn't know it was me. Only you & dogs can hear it.

message 10: by Marcie (new)

Marcie so...chastity? :)

Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Indeed. No MANTIES, sadly. That prolly would've sent me into convulsions or something. Dangerous. Verra verra dangerous.

message 12: by Marcie (new)

Marcie manties are ALWAYS a nice touch! *waggles eyebrows* but dangerous indeed, my dear opti.

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