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Exile by Shannon Messenger
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Originally posted at Writer of Wrongs

My review of book one, Keeper of the Lost Cities , aka a guided tour though my insanity with Legolas the elf

Legolas? Where are you, boyfriend? We can't do this without you.



There are elves in this book. It makes sense.



NO, handsome, we're here for the book. Exile. We return once more to the story of Sophie Foster, the magical thirteen-year-old elf with three boyfriends and four thousand super special abilities. By the end of this book, she will have four thousand and twelve! Still three boyfriends, though. This little girl is doing life right.

Seriously, this series stresses me out because I don't know which ship will win. Why do you have so many boyfriends, Sophie, you greedy little pre-pubescent? I would tell you to share, but jail bait elf boys are not exactly my type. I usually have a really good nose for sniffing out the Chosen Ship, but this is too much for me. (Keefe (Boyfriend #1). BE KEEFE. Please be Keefe? Team Keefe.)



NO, LEGOLAS, THEY WILL PREVAIL. THEY MUST. SHUT UP.


So, Exile picks up a few weeks after the events of Keeper, in which Sophie and her BFF Dex (Boyfriend #2) were kidnapped by EVIL PEOPLE doing EVIL DEEDS. Most of this wretchedly overlong book focuses on Sophie coming to grasps with the fact that the whole elf world thought she was dead and now fears her, unraveling the mysteries of the EVIL DOERS and the mysterious society, the Black Swan, and starting her second year at Hogwarts Mozilla Firefox Foxfire Academy. Sophie also visits the enormously creepy Exile with Alden, the father of swoony Fitz (Boyfriend #3). I really liked Exile. It's this creeptastic underground prison full of criminals with BROKEN MINDS. Their minds have been broken. With MAGIC. That stuff, and watching Sophie try to navigate these dangerous, jagged minds that are like quicksand, was fascinating and quite cool.

This book still has moments of ridiculousness. There is a whole fleet of superfluous characters with silly names, an endless number of fart and poop jokes (a quarter of which are legitimately funny, because I am a child), and silly world-building. Let's not even discuss the time all the little elf children have to dress up like furry elephants and do a dance. I'm expunging it from the memory banks.



Legolas! Don't make fun of the furry elephant children! Even YOU would look bad in that outfit.



Okay, no, you wouldn't.


The eye rolls, they happened. The groaning, it occurred. The threats of DNFing, they were made. And then this book did exactly what the first book did! IT WON ME OVER WITH ITS WICKED ELFCRAFT! Or, mostly, its Keefe-craft. He's by far the most engaging, funny, and even heartwarming character in the book. *builds a ship* *sets it upon the high seas* SAIL, BABY MIDDLE GRADE SHIP! SAIL!

The good stuff in this book just sneaks up on you. It's weird. Like, you suddenly become engrossed without realizing it.



"Sneaky like this? By sneaky, do you mean sexy?"


With you, I always mean sexy, Legolas.

Also, there's a pretty, shiny, friendly unicorn with wings and she's cute and yesss, animal sidekicks. of course, only SPECIAL SOPHIEFLAKE can tame her (PLUS KEEFE BECAUSE KEEFE RULES), but yayyy, pretty horse. Exile has an inglorious number of gloopy, soppy, saccharine scenes, but damn if my icy heart didn't thaw. This book has quite a lot of feels, which rescues it from the occasionally absurd world-building. Sophie suffers, and it hurts. (Also Keefe suffers and that REALLY HURTS BECAUSE KEEFE.) Okay, so she'll probably "end up" (she's thirteen, no need to marry her off) with Fitz, but whatever. There are totally feels between Keefe and Sophie. Let a creepy human adult reader dream.

Honestly. I don't know what's wrong with me. Silly book, I must have your sequel! I must captain my ship to shore! I must know the mysteries! Okay, no, I mostly want to sail my ship. That's okay, right? I start off these books going, "No, nooo, ugh noooo," and I finish them totally in love and eager for the next. Bizarre.

 

Yes, fine. You win again, Legolas. You always do. Stop gloating.


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August 16, 2013 – Shelved

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Allie OMG! I'm so Team Keefe too! I don't like Fitz, he doesn't really seem to like Sophie, Dex is technically her cousin, but Keefe!!!!


Julia Adams I loved this review. I know the book has all these problems and yet, I'm salivating for the next, and taking way more pleasure in it(yes especially Keef) than I should as a grown woman.


Sage Flinn Dude you must like Legolas A LOT! But I do too so I can't judge..... ;)


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Mariah How do I read this? Is there a copy online?


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Mariah I haven't read this yet but my favorite boy character is definitely Keefe because he can sense her moods, and is totally cool with everything.❤️


Brie Your review was hilarious!! Team Keefe!!


Tena Omg I feel like I can't breath bc of how hard I'm laughing, thanks for the review u did so good,😂😂


Kelley Cortright Your review rocks!! Not only did it capture about 99% of my feels, it was also hilarious.


Wendy I'm reading this on the enthusiastic insistence of a group of seventh grade girls who are all firmly Team Keefe. I did not mean to read more than one book, yet here I am. This review is spot-on.


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