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Yielding to the Giant Slug (Monster Hunter Conquest)
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MONSTERS!
review #3 of 3
GIANT SLUG!! GIANT SLUG!!! GIANT!!! SLUG!!!

CAN YOU SAY 'SEXXY FUNTIMES???'
siena can!
when i got my seeecret valentine monster erotica bundle from me seeeecret monster erotica valentine, this was the title i was most looking forward to - erotica about a giant slug?? THIS is why i read these things, to discover the weirdest pairings i can, and point my finger at them and giggle! because it is rude to do that in real life.

once again, we find siena, fearlessly going off into the world to fight monsters. although at this point, isn't she just asking for it? how many monsters does she have to "yield" to before she stops calling herself a monster hunter and starts being more precise in her job description? one does not "accidentally" do too many jello shots at a frat party more than once, if one is honest with oneself.
you know what you are going out there to do, siena!
or maybe she thought that a giant slug would not have the wherewithal to trick her the way she has been tricked oh so many times before.
but she was wrong.
because although the slug is the strong, silent immobile type, it still has the power of stickiness, and it traps her in its gelatinous folds and proceeds to dissolve both her weapon and her clothing.
"Oh my gosh, really?" Stunned, she flickered a look from her ruined top, to the slug beast. "Are you honestly eating everything but me, is that it?"
ahem. patience, my dear, it is coming...

Wide eyed, emerald pools gaped down into the translucent skin, which she was firmly entrenched in once more, like it had chosen to harden around her again. Stuck in place, her hands at her sides, her legs braced wide, she witness the slow but steady destruction of her clothing.

The only thing left to protect her dignity was a soft curl of golden hair over her pussy.
That, too, soon began to melt away, causing her to shout. "Oh, come on!!"

All the little branches running over her flesh were unlike anything she had ever experienced, and her senses were flooding with a heart beating rush of arousal.
"Seriously, what's wrong with me?" She thought in a flicker of clarity.
what, indeed? but whatever is wrong with her, the slug does not seem to mind, and manages to both give and receive intense pleasure with our dear monster "hunter" siena.
but don't worry!! because this time, she is actually going to get her revenge!
(view spoiler)
and there you have it. there you have it.
Once more, I'm walking back naked, and with nothing to show."

story of her life, poor thing.
if you are interested in reading reviews #1-2 of this delightful bundle, they can be found here and here.
and now my valentine's gift is over and done with. like the slug - snif.
but if i ever track this down:

there might be more treats for all...["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>
review #3 of 3
GIANT SLUG!! GIANT SLUG!!! GIANT!!! SLUG!!!

CAN YOU SAY 'SEXXY FUNTIMES???'
siena can!
when i got my seeecret valentine monster erotica bundle from me seeeecret monster erotica valentine, this was the title i was most looking forward to - erotica about a giant slug?? THIS is why i read these things, to discover the weirdest pairings i can, and point my finger at them and giggle! because it is rude to do that in real life.

once again, we find siena, fearlessly going off into the world to fight monsters. although at this point, isn't she just asking for it? how many monsters does she have to "yield" to before she stops calling herself a monster hunter and starts being more precise in her job description? one does not "accidentally" do too many jello shots at a frat party more than once, if one is honest with oneself.
you know what you are going out there to do, siena!
or maybe she thought that a giant slug would not have the wherewithal to trick her the way she has been tricked oh so many times before.
but she was wrong.
because although the slug is the strong, silent immobile type, it still has the power of stickiness, and it traps her in its gelatinous folds and proceeds to dissolve both her weapon and her clothing.
"Oh my gosh, really?" Stunned, she flickered a look from her ruined top, to the slug beast. "Are you honestly eating everything but me, is that it?"
ahem. patience, my dear, it is coming...

Wide eyed, emerald pools gaped down into the translucent skin, which she was firmly entrenched in once more, like it had chosen to harden around her again. Stuck in place, her hands at her sides, her legs braced wide, she witness the slow but steady destruction of her clothing.

The only thing left to protect her dignity was a soft curl of golden hair over her pussy.
That, too, soon began to melt away, causing her to shout. "Oh, come on!!"

All the little branches running over her flesh were unlike anything she had ever experienced, and her senses were flooding with a heart beating rush of arousal.
"Seriously, what's wrong with me?" She thought in a flicker of clarity.
what, indeed? but whatever is wrong with her, the slug does not seem to mind, and manages to both give and receive intense pleasure with our dear monster "hunter" siena.
but don't worry!! because this time, she is actually going to get her revenge!
(view spoiler)
and there you have it. there you have it.
Once more, I'm walking back naked, and with nothing to show."

story of her life, poor thing.
if you are interested in reading reviews #1-2 of this delightful bundle, they can be found here and here.
and now my valentine's gift is over and done with. like the slug - snif.
but if i ever track this down:

there might be more treats for all...["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>
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Your picture selection adds a certain dignity (and hilarity) to this entire Siena affair. And that Weird tales cover just teases possibilities, doesn't it? I'm delighted as much as I've been corrupted.

And: Dr. Satan!!! Those stories are so corny, but they're so good.
This sluggy book is pretty good, too: Breeding Ground


Ok, have to ask, WHERE is the 3rd image from the top from? Where the slug with teeth (!!!) is biting the finger? Tell me it's a film and that slugs really don't have teeth (well, they didn't when I took biology) because now I'm afraid to google. (Karen's reviews: Making you fear google image searches for new and unexpected reasons!)

booooo
mark!! breeding ground looks awesome!
batgrl - i honestly don't know. i it is a film, i want to see it, though. rawrrrr!!
ladym - do we have lending abilities between us?

I don't know ... I'm not sure because my amazon account is in France !


I don't know ... I'm not sure because my amazon account is in France !"
oh, right, and i have a nook anyway.booooo

batgrl - i honestly don't know. i it is a film, i want to see it, though. rawrrrr!"
The biting slug pic is from the film SLUGS, based on the book SLUGS by Shaun Hutson, for which he wrote a sequel, which was BREEDING GROUND.
He's pretty much the go-to guy for slug horror fiction.

I think she could easily change her title with the switch of one letter - take the "H" from Hunter and replace it with a "C" and VI-OH-LAH! There ya go.
Thank you for reviewing these and thank you to your secret valentine sender for giving these to you to review!

I don't know ... I'm not sure because my amazon account is in France !"
oh, right, and i have a nook anyway.booooo"
oh lol thanks anyway :)


That's what I call hygienic!
I bet the author was really pleased with herself when she came up with such a way to defeat a sex-driven slug monster. I know I would.

And what makes it even better is that I read a totally amazing article on the Science and Environment section of the BBC's web site today. When I read it, I thought that I could write a monster erotica story based on this!
Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises

Slugs mating - just before the penis snaps off!
If you take the trouble to look at the story, I am sure that you will be equally amazed by the "related stories," so don't miss the links to the right of the page.
Related Stories
Cricket earns big testicles title
Spider sex trick boosts paternity
Sex smell lures 'vampire' to doom
Have fun!

i am going to read that as soon as i get home to catch up!

i am going to read that as soon as i get home to catch up!"
Karen. I promise you, this is truly lollapalooza!


OMG. This is a Sammy book for sure. ;-D

And also - confusing...because I don't understand how two sperm can make babies and that video totally makes it sound like the sperm are getting together to make baby slugs. And now I feel like everyone has been lying to me about the makery of babies.



I'm the dark green box, he's the light green box. I made him read this review, among a few others last night. Then I woke up this morning and found these slugs on my porch. COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!
Also, he totally (very un-subtly) changed the subject. Quickly.
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