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Stalk Me by Jillian Dodd
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did not like it
bookshelves: contemporary, hollywood, read-in-2013, young-adult, annoying-protagonist, self-published, 1-star-reads

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I feel like I’ve lost a few brain cells. This book hurt to read. I was super excited to read this series. It’s no secret that I LOVED the That Boy series. But after reading this and looking back at That Boy, I think I was blinded by my pure love of Phillip and Danny that I just overlooked so many things. Unfortunately, for me, there were no likeable characters in Stalk Me, so there was nothing to hide behind. There will be spoilers in here, you have been warned.

Stalk Me is the story of Keatyn, daughter to a famous actress, whose life is ruled by money, glitz and glamour. It was like The Hills meets High School. Keatyn is 16, only wears designer clothes (which we are told in extreme detail every time), and only does things that keep her popular. She has to be the most self-centered, egotistical, idiotic child ever. Her inner monologue was like nails on a chalkboard. (Remember how I said it hurt to read this book?). It literally gave me a headache.

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Everything in her life revolved around status and looks. Great message to young girls out there, by the way. Keatyn would never do anything if she thought other people would look at her negatively – this included dating/breaking up with boys and having an actual opinion. She cared way too much about what other people thought that there was nothing original about her.

Now let’s talk about her love life *snort*. Did I mention every boy is in love with her? Oh, well they are. There’s the California surfer dude, there’s the stoned rich boy, there’s the older sophisticated gentleman…and that’s only in the beginning. While she’s a virgin in the beginning of the book, she loses it about halfway through and then becomes obsessed with sex. Apparently it’s the only way to solve arguments. And yes, she’s still 16. 16 and drinking in public places and going off to Europe alone with a boy.

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Ok, calming down…

Now, let’s talk about why the book is called Stalk Me. Keatyn’s mom has a stalker. So everyone in the house is put on high alert and told to avoid strangers and going places alone. Well, Keatyn (because she’s such a smart girl) decides that she doesn’t need protection and goes off on her own where she meets Vincent on the beach. Vincent is 30+ and immediately shows interest in our young Barbie. He’s a director and wants Keatyn to star in his movie. His movie -which is a remake of her mother’s first big role. Oh, and he also has a tattoo of her mother’s name on his arm.

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So what does Keatyn do? Why she goes out to dinner with him and continues to see him and chat about his movie of course.

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When the stalker is finally revealed (three guess on who. Anyone?), plans immediately come together to get Keatyn out of Malibu. She needs to be safe. Witness Protection anyone? Not kidding, this was an actual suggestion. But Keatyn, not wanting to be hidden, comes up with her own plan:

“What if he thought I was a whore? What if I did a slutty video? Wouldn’t he hate me and stop being interested in me?”

Umm…what?

That gets dismissed and they decide to send our precious princess to a boarding school in Europe using a fake last name so no one knows who she is. After some tearful goodbyes to the two loves of her life (the surfer and the stoner), she’s heading to boarding school where upon arrival meets two new boys.

Shocking, I know.

The last handful of chapters are spent with Keatyn making out with two different boys in two days all the while telling people she has a boyfriend back home. But wait, it’s complicated.

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Disappointed doesn’t even begin to explain how I felt about this book. It was the most ridiculous storyline with asinine characters. Unbelievable situations with no emotional connections to anyone. And worst of all? Nothing was solved! While I have the next two in the series on my kindle, I do not know if I will continue it.

This review can also be seen here at my blog.
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Reading Progress

October 21, 2012 – Shelved
April 9, 2013 – Started Reading
April 9, 2013 – Shelved as: contemporary
April 9, 2013 – Shelved as: hollywood
April 9, 2013 – Shelved as: read-in-2013
April 9, 2013 – Shelved as: young-adult
April 10, 2013 –
8.0% "Not sure what I think yet"
April 11, 2013 –
11.0% "Wow, Keatyn is extremely vain"
April 11, 2013 –
14.0% "In case you couldn't tell by his dog names, James Dean is his idol.\n \n Umm...since you've never mentioned his dogs, let alone thier names, I couldn't."
April 11, 2013 –
25.0% "So she's 16. Guy asks her when she will be 18. She says next August. Now this may just be me, but I could have sworn there was a number between 16 and 18..."
April 11, 2013 –
43.0% ""I mean, I'm breaking up with you. I can't handle this. I asked you if shit like this ever happed to Sander? You ruin his life too?"\n \n Annnnd there goes the only liekable character in this book."
April 12, 2013 –
49.0% "Who the hell lets their 16 year old daughter gallivant across Europe for an entire summer with an older boy by themselves?"
April 15, 2013 –
68.0% "description"
April 15, 2013 –
73.0% ""Maybe you need to grow up. Stop worrying so much about what people think and start worrying about what you think." \n description"
April 16, 2013 –
80.0% "Please...for the love of anything...let me finally finish this book today"
April 16, 2013 –
83.0% "Character is described as "gorgey dark Riley". The the eff is gorgey dark?"
April 16, 2013 –
83.0% "Is kissing a lot of boys considered part of working on me? I'll have to ask Kym that, but I'm pretty sure it qualifies. It's like self-improvement. Practice makes perfect and all that."\n \n ...\n \n No"
April 16, 2013 – Finished Reading
April 30, 2013 – Shelved as: annoying-protagonist
August 31, 2013 – Shelved as: self-published
September 20, 2017 – Shelved as: 1-star-reads

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message 1: by Jessie (new) - added it

Jessie Definitely not reading this after reading all your status updates. This sounds so ridiculous! :/


Emily Elizabeth Two stars, instead of one? Curioussssss.


message 3: by Jenn (new) - rated it 1 star

Jenn It may change when I write the review. I'm teetering between 1.5-2


Emily Elizabeth *waits for review*


message 5: by Belldandy (new)

Belldandy You know I can't wait for this...


message 6: by Belldandy (new)

Belldandy Her inner monologue was like nails on a chalkboard. (Remember how I said it hurt to read this book?). It literally gave me a headache. *giggle* I've read books like that. So painful! I am actually sorry it wasn't good, I know you do love the 'That That' series and had expectations for this one.

Really? She though doing a slutty video would solve her problems? Girl has issues...

Maybe the next one will be better? (no, I don't want you to read them for the purely selfish reason of getting another review like this)


message 7: by Kristalia (new)

Kristalia fab review dear ;D


Alessandra Casu oh my! I said the exact same things in my italian review of the book, can a book be more stupid??? And damn is a long, long, too long series...


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