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Spindle's End by Robin McKinley
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Jan 19, 2012

did not like it
bookshelves: read-in-2012, stars-1, colossal-fail, did-not-like-it, fantasy, magic, run-away-from-this-book
Recommended for: NO ONE!! Absolutely no one.

I feel terrible writing such a review about a Robin McKinley book, but truth be told, this book was abysmal. Goodness, was it awful! Ugh!

This book is supposed to be a retelling of Sleeping Beauty. The original authors, if they were alive, ought to sue for defamation of character, this book is so awful. It started of delightfully enough, with a quirky description a a land filled with magic. That is the first two pages, and the ONLY time this book feels like it will be worth reading. The remaining 427 pages are bogged down with meaningless description. I think I understand what Ms. McKinley was trying to do, but very few books are able to make superfluous description and unwanted narrative observations work for them - The Princess Bride is one of very few that does this excellently. Excellent, this book was not. It was a spectacular failure is what it was.

The plot of this book is the exact same as the Disney story, with the exception that if Briar Rose and her fairy godmother had been real, you could have shot them and no one would prosecute you, they were so awful. Briar rose especially.

I can't think of a single good thing to say about this book. I endured for about 60% of the 420-odd pages, skimmed some, and then skipped about 4 chapters when i couldn't take it anymore. Would that I had DNFed this after the first few page, it was so torturous.

RUN AWAY FROM THIS BOOK!! - in the other direction, as far and as fast as your legs will carry you
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Reading Progress

January 19, 2012 – Started Reading
January 19, 2012 – Shelved
January 19, 2012 –
page 9
2.08% "This is very familiar. I'm pretty sure I've read it before."
January 19, 2012 –
page 9
2.08% "This is very familiar. I'm pretty sure I've read it before."
January 19, 2012 –
page 9
2.08% "This is very familiar. I'm pretty sure I've read it before."
January 19, 2012 –
page 40
9.26%
January 23, 2012 –
60.0% "Kill me now."
January 26, 2012 –
80.0%
January 26, 2012 – Finished Reading
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: read-in-2012
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: stars-1
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: colossal-fail
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: did-not-like-it
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: fantasy
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: magic
January 27, 2012 – Shelved as: run-away-from-this-book

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