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The Major's Welcome Home
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Ode to the Backseat of Kenna's Car
This book is all kinds of lusty.
Talk is so dirty, it's dusty.
After a scorching hot ride in a way cool car,
These two strangers go entirely too far.
Hero Beck flashes a shocking V-Card,
Until naughty girl Kenna slams him hard.
When she blissfully climbs his rigid pole,
He nosedives down the rabbit hole.
The story rounds out with alpha sex kinks -
And one part that truly, cringingly clinks.
You'll find yourself wondering with them in the morn
Was this a hundred pages of racy book porn?
This book is all kinds of lusty.
Talk is so dirty, it's dusty.
After a scorching hot ride in a way cool car,
These two strangers go entirely too far.
Hero Beck flashes a shocking V-Card,
Until naughty girl Kenna slams him hard.
When she blissfully climbs his rigid pole,
He nosedives down the rabbit hole.
The story rounds out with alpha sex kinks -
And one part that truly, cringingly clinks.
You'll find yourself wondering with them in the morn
Was this a hundred pages of racy book porn?
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Reading Progress
July 25, 2018
– Shelved
July 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
contemporary
July 26, 2018
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Started Reading
July 26, 2018
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Finished Reading
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Anne OK
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Nov 15, 2018 01:14AM
You get 5 stars for your poetic review! LOL!!
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I don't write poetry. Ever. Composed one day while I was doing mindless chores and probably listening to John Mellencamp. Total abberration. Lol.
