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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino
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bookshelves: vacation-purchase

An amusing bit of fluff - and waaaaaaay easier to get through than the Zombie Survival Guide of yore (though I enjoyed comparing "best practices" in weaponry between the two). I feel pretty safe in my particular location as I don't see many garden gnomes about, but it's still good to be prepared.

All the photos were quite a delight.
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Reading Progress

January 31, 2018 – Started Reading
January 31, 2018 – Shelved
January 31, 2018 –
page 11
10.38% "I re-imported this from Iceland a few years ago but forgot that I had it (It was sitting next to my distracting copy of Learn Icelandic in Two Minutes!). Good thing I didn't need it before now ;)"
January 31, 2018 –
page 106
100.0% "Only the second time in my life I've run into diatomaceous earth. But the first that it didn't mention how harmful it is for human lungs. Might want to save this weapon for... never."
January 31, 2018 – Finished Reading
June 24, 2018 – Shelved as: vacation-purchase

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