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First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones
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Oct 12, 2011

it was amazing
bookshelves: series-urban-fantasy, wish-i-owned-books

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Darynda Jones
“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”

I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“That took balls."

"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right


Reading Progress

October 12, 2011 – Shelved
November 7, 2011 – Started Reading
November 7, 2011 –
page 23
7.42%
November 7, 2011 –
page 30
9.68%
November 7, 2011 –
page 73
23.55%
November 8, 2011 –
page 170
54.84%
November 8, 2011 –
page 204
65.81%
November 9, 2011 –
page 297
95.81%
November 9, 2011 – Shelved as: series-urban-fantasy
November 9, 2011 – Shelved as: wish-i-owned-books
November 9, 2011 – Finished Reading

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