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One Foot in the Grave by Jeaniene Frost
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Sep 17, 2011

it was amazing
bookshelves: paranormal-romance, series-urban-fantasy, vampires
Read 3 times. Last read September 21, 2011 to September 23, 2011.

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Jeaniene Frost
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost
“And that, Annette, is called Pilates”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost
“I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost
“Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost
“And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning?"
Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality.
"God, Bones...some of that was depraved."
"I'll take that as a compliment." He closed the distance between us."I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support.”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost
“Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost
“See, Don, I have this question, and I hope you’ll be honest with me.”
He pulled at the end of his eyebrow. “I think you know you can count on my honesty.”
“Can I?” I asked with an edge. “All right, then tell me: How long have you been fucking me?”
That caused him to stop tugging his brow. “I don’t know what you’re saying—”
“Because if I was going to fuck you,” I interrupted, “I’d get a bottle of gin, some Frank Sinatra music…and a crash cart for the heart attack you’d have. But you, Don, you’ve been fucking me for years now, and I haven’t gotten any liquor, music, flowers,
candy, or anything!”
Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave


Reading Progress

Finished Reading (Audiobook Edition)
September 17, 2011 – Shelved
September 21, 2011 – Started Reading
September 21, 2011 –
page 40
11.2%
September 21, 2011 –
page 61
17.09%
September 22, 2011 –
page 214
59.94%
September 22, 2011 –
page 227
63.59%
September 22, 2011 –
page 261
73.11%
September 23, 2011 –
page 339
94.96%
September 23, 2011 – Shelved as: paranormal-romance
September 23, 2011 – Shelved as: vampires
September 23, 2011 – Shelved as: series-urban-fantasy
September 23, 2011 – Finished Reading
October 13, 2013 – Started Reading (Audiobook Edition)
October 14, 2013 – Finished Reading (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: 2013-reading-cha... (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: vampires (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: series-r-us (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: series-urban-fan... (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: spicy-romance (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: paranormal-romance (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: owned-books (Audiobook Edition)
October 15, 2013 – Shelved as: audiobooks (Audiobook Edition)
September 4, 2015 – Shelved as: audibleonebook (Audiobook Edition)

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