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Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective by Garrett Cook
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Jun 17, 2011

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Read from June 28 to 30, 2011

More of a 3.5.

A recipe for Jimmy Plush:

1 Furry outfit of your choosing, (fox outfit highly recommended)
1 Large pot of scalding hot coffee
1 3 foot tall Teddy Bear Doll
The entire contents of a toy box from no later then 1950
2 16 oz Jars of Marshmallow fluff
1 Dash-(iell) of Hammett
1 small handful of Ed Wood

1. Put on the furry outfit. Never ever take it off. Go stand on a corner and sell your wares. Come back home.

2. Take the one large pot of coffee and angrily throw it in the face of nearest Oriental person. If of Oriental descent, throw coffee on own face.

2. Put the Teddy Bear, toy box contents, and jars of Marshmallow fluff into a large pot. Hard boil on high for 1 hour.

3. Stir in a Dash-(iell) of Hammett and handful of Ed Wood to taste.

4. Remove from heat, ladle into bowls. Serve to a party of high society people.

The chef recommends pairing the dish with a nice glass of Zaratan Urine.

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