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Because Your Vampire Said So by Michele Bardsley
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Apr 14, 2011

it was ok
bookshelves: paranormal, negative-review, vampires, chick-young-adult, irritating-protagonist
Read in May, 2011

** spoiler alert ** I didn't like this one as much as the others. The story moved way too quickly, there were like no transitions. One second she has absorbed 1 power, 5 pages later she has them all (okay that's what it seems like i didn't actually count). I also didn't like how she just fell for Whatsisname just instantly. Even though there was all the pretence about "Are you sure you don't just love me because we're prophesised to be together blah blah." That was just BS because like two pages later they're doing the horizontal tango, it just seems kinda fake. So did the main character. I really liked Jenna and Eva becaused they seemed interesting. And though maybe the point of this character was that she was just a blonde hairdresser with no interest in politics religion or what's happening in general (loose quote from the book) but i think Michele tried to put too much emphasis on that, so that flopped. What else.... Oh yeah her relationship with her son. The end result completely just made me lol. Yeah right, that would never happen. As if he would just turn a completely different leaf just like that. Not gonna happen. Nuh uh. No way. That just made the story that much more bland. Oh another thing, Lorcan's stories. Now, i didn't mind them at all, except the ones that we've already read. I ended up reading them anyway to refresh my memory and then i was like WTF this is just so looong and annoying. I dunno i just don't really think much of this book. And might i add (lol if you're Michele you probably are thinking, no shut up) that the fact that none of the whole power thing and how that happened was explained probably made the story more annoying. I dunno this story is just annoying. I kept on reading in hope that it would improve, but i was just disapointed when she somehow<?) bonds with gabriel (is that his name? can't remember) and banishes Kostcha??(is that how you spell it? lol). And another thing (Final thing promise!) The fact that she's able to banish people the the beyond or whatever like Durga and the Kostcha bloke, and it comes out of nowhere. How does she even know how? Oh and how she gains a heartbeat and is able to have babies at the end? Just coz she drinks his blood? Michele you just want a happy ending....

Ok i'll shush now XD


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