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Wicked Need by Sawyer Bennett
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3.5 stars
This review is kinda rambly and full of sex talk and gifs. (Like my normal reviews)
You are warned.

Catherine Lyons Vaughn admits she married for money. She grew up poor with an absentee mother who just used her as a tax write-off and for extra food stamps. She started growing up and realized that blow jobs would get you enough money to eat. Then she meets an old guy named Samuel, he seemed to just want to pamper her. He didn't even want sex. So Cat marries him.
Turns out old Samuel is all kinda wacked out.
He liked to take Cat to Wyoming to a club called "The Silo"..and watch.
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It's a sex club and all kinds of kinky, nasty, sexy stuff goes on inside this place. It's a no-holds-barred type of club and anything goes as long as it's consensual. Some of the things I've done in this club would make the devil blush.

Samuel passes away and Cat ends up back at The Silo because she needs some closure on her time there. She was made to service a whole lot of men for her husband's pleasure and she admits that her time at the Silo wasn't all bad.
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Rand goes to the Silo several times a week, he even works part time there..he delivers fantasies.
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He finds Cat in her car one night upon leaving the club and finds out that her dead old husband's son has kicked her out of her house and turned off her money. He and his lawyer say that Samuel cut her out of his will and she gets nothing.
Rand plays white knight and takes Cat back to his place.

These two characters are all kinda freaky.
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I think I have missed out on this whole damn sexual revolution stuff. (Not that I have the energy to want to do it)
Because this is more like a night at the Flying Monkey House:

The husband and I go to bed.
Three frigging spoiled Chihuahua's come and pounce into the bed with us.
After pushing and shoving their little bed hogging butts into a somewhat manageable position..we get ready to sleep. We are tired, dang it.
The husband starts yelling because one of the Chihuahua's favorite place in the whole world is right up the husband's butt. She doesn't realize it but that man can fart hard enough to blow her little self right out of the bed and through the wall.
Then the snoring starts: It freaks me out because the husband is yelling about smothering me in my sleep if I don't stop it. (bastard)
Then I have to pee since the butthole woke me up and I had four dang kids. Trip over Chihuahua toys left in the middle of the floor and say about fifteen bad words.
Make it back to bed and the husband is now snoring and the little bed hogs now have gone completely boneless on my side of the bed.

So the moral of that way too personal story is:
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I do like to read about it. This book is full of all kinds of sexy times. I'm not going to break a hip by trying any of them. I also read some of this book out loud to the husband last night as I tried to get him to work it.
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He told me to keep on reading that he had to be up at 3 am in the morning....sexy times.

Booksource: Netgalley in exchange for review

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My friend XxTainaxX's review is here. She gave me the heads up that Sawyer Bennett had a book up on Netgalley..I took off running. I like Bennett's smexy time books like a fat girl likes cake. Oh..wait.




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Reading Progress

April 5, 2016 – Started Reading
April 5, 2016 – Shelved
April 6, 2016 –
page 47
12.91% "This book is all KINDS of smutty. \n *reads faster*\n Palm Springs commercial photography"
April 7, 2016 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Kathleen (new) - added it

Kathleen Oh, I hope you enjoy this one Shelby :-)


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Kathleen wrote: "Oh, I hope you enjoy this one Shelby :-)"

Have you read these?? They are super smutty! Of course I'm eating it up. :D


message 3: by Bark (new)

Bark You are on a roll ;)


message 4: by Kathleen (new) - added it

Kathleen Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "Kathleen wrote: "Oh, I hope you enjoy this one Shelby :-)"

Have you read these?? They are super smutty! Of course I'm eating it up. :D"


I read the first one and do have the second one, Just have not gotten to it yet.


Ginger Your review made me laugh then it made me sad.
Yeah. Those are my sexy times too.....yeah and I'm not talkin' bout the book D':

Oh well. We can read about them. Requested on Netgalley!


message 6: by Shelby *trains flying monkeys* (last edited Apr 07, 2016 12:04PM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Ginger wrote: "Your review made me laugh then it made me sad.
Yeah. Those are my sexy times too.....yeah and I'm not talkin' bout the book D':

Oh well. We can read about them. Requested on Netgalley!"


We rock the sexy times! LOL!
I don't think I would do some of this stuff even if I had the energy.


message 7: by Kathleen (new) - added it

Kathleen Hahahahaha, LOVE IT! Freaking GREAT review Shelby :-)


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Kathleen wrote: "Hahahahaha, LOVE IT! Freaking GREAT review Shelby :-)"

Thanks Ms. Kathleen. (I can't wait for you to read it)


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Kathleen Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "Kathleen wrote: "Hahahahaha, LOVE IT! Freaking GREAT review Shelby :-)"

Thanks Ms. Kathleen. (I can't wait for you to read it)"


Sad thing, Netgalley denied me, GRRR!!!!! I'll get to it someday I'm sure :-)


Kelly (and the Book Boar) This might be your best review ever. Oh my god with the Kenneth "sex person" gif. I couldn't hold in my laugh. Did I tell you my new cubie mate at work is a real nice Christian lady? Yeah . . . .


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Kathleen wrote: "

Sad thing, Netgalley denied me, GRRR!!!!! I'll get to it someday I'm sure :-)
..."


those buttholes!


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "This might be your best review ever. Oh my god with the Kenneth "sex person" gif. I couldn't hold in my laugh. Did I tell you my new cubie mate at work is a real nice Christian lady? Yeah . . . ."

My sexy times turned you on didn't it? bwahahahaha!


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "My sexy times turned you on didn't it? bwahahahaha!..."

Uhhhhhh not exactly, but now I'm fairly sure when we are on the phone it might be technically considered "foreplay" for both our old asses since we just hang up and go straight to bed with our non-interested husbands.


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "My sexy times turned you on didn't it? bwahahahaha!..."

Uhhhhhh not exactly, but now I'm fairly sure when we are on the phone it might be technically conside..."


That might be why we read so many porny books wrong.


message 16: by Vivian (new)

Vivian Lordy. Half the stuff in these books shouldn't be attempted without consulting a physician unless you're a professional acrobat--sure... those Cirque du Soleil people have no problem.


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Vivian wrote: "Lordy. Half the stuff in these books shouldn't be attempted without consulting a physician unless you're a professional acrobat--sure... those Cirque du Soleil people have no problem."

And some of them are petri dishes..this one had lots of swapping. They all supposedly used condoms...but still.


message 18: by Zoeytron (new)

Zoeytron Your reviews never fail to entertain, Shelby!


message 19: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer Masterson OMG! You're so freaking funny! Thank you for the most entertaining review of the week! Your gif's Shelby are so funny! :)


message 20: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer Masterson If it makes you feel any better about your dogs my cat humps my husband's leg! We put him on a diet and not only did he lose weight but he found his sexy! Lol


message 21: by Katy (new)

Katy Can I nominate you for a Review award? Because this one is a classic!


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Zoeytron wrote: "Your reviews never fail to entertain, Shelby!"

:D Thanks ZT!


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Jennifer wrote: "If it makes you feel any better about your dogs my cat humps my husband's leg! We put him on a diet and not only did he lose weight but he found his sexy! Lol"

Our newest one is a girl and she does it to our male..who has been neutered. Even on his head. She must be slipping and reading my sexy times books.

Jennifer wrote: "OMG! You're so freaking funny! Thank you for the most entertaining review of the week! Your gif's Shelby are so funny! :)"

Thanks Jennifer :)


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Katy wrote: "Can I nominate you for a Review award? Because this one is a classic!"

Dumbass of GR award! LOLOL!


message 25: by Jessica's (new)

Jessica's Totally Over The Top Book Obsession Great review hun :)


message 26: by meghann (new)

meghann Lol I love your rambly, full of gifs and sexy times reviews Shelby!


message 27: by Deanna (new)

Deanna Next time you and Kellykelly are having your phone thing (ahem yes an invite was give awhile back. Ya'll may not member but I'm like that animal that never forgets...no not the elephant....the one that just remembers the stuff it wants too). Except I don't have to worry about anyone uninterested in my bed unless my body pillow Ralph counts.

I'm very tired and hope this post made sense. But, Monkeybutt this was gold!! <3


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Jessica's wrote: "Great review hun :)"

Thanks Jessica :)


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* meghann wrote: "Lol I love your rambly, full of gifs and sexy times reviews Shelby!"

LOL! Thanks Meghann..I have some more to read. Because addicted.


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Deanna wrote: "Next time you and Kellykelly are having your phone thing (ahem yes an invite was give awhile back. Ya'll may not member but I'm like that animal that never forgets...no not the elephant....the one ..."

I bet the body pillow doesn't snore or hold your head under the covers when it farts. It sounds like a win for me. LOL
Thank you Ms. Deanna and we may include you in our train wreck. :D


message 31: by Char (new)

Char This is so fucking funny I almost peed my pants.


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Charlene wrote: "This is so fucking funny I almost peed my pants."

:D


message 33: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer Masterson I don't get status updates on other people's reviews that I have commented on, ugh! I think my cat is reading your smexytime books! Lol :D


message 34: by Jen (new) - rated it 3 stars

Jen You, my friend, are hilarious. Love it!


message 35: by Alex (new)

Alex Perfect review! :))


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Jennifer wrote: "I don't get status updates on other people's reviews that I have commented on, ugh! I think my cat is reading your smexytime books! Lol :D"

That might be true..about the cat. I bet my dog would hump her too..they could get all kinds of freaky going on.
AND YES! I don't get half of mine either. Then people think I'm a rude ass bully..


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Alex wrote: "Perfect review! :))"

:D

JR Mile wrote: "You, my friend, are hilarious. Love it!"

Thanks :)


message 38: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer Masterson Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "Jennifer wrote: "I don't get status updates on other people's reviews that I have commented on, ugh! I think my cat is reading your smexytime books! Lol :D"

That might be true..about the cat. I be..."


I got this one! Hurray! Maybe the Goodread God's heard me and I'll get all of my notifications now! Yeah right! Lol :)


Wendy'sThoughts Hysterical and I used to have a Lhasa Apsos named Barney. I also had a Siberian husky named Samantha and We should have named him Humphrey because all he ever did was hump her... her face, side etc... didn't matter. Once she had puppies ( Had a make husky who did the deed) and learned what all that humping meant...Barney made the mistake of trying to "Play" with her again once she came back from nursing all of those puppies.... She turned and bit his dick! It wouldn't go back down and had to take Barney to the vet....He backed off after that hahahahahahah


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Wendy'sThoughts wrote: "Hysterical and I used to have a Lhasa Apsos named Barney. I also had a Siberian husky named Samantha and We should have named him Humphrey because all he ever did was hump her... her face, side etc..."

bwahahahhahaa! That is the funniest thing! Poor Barney LOLOL!
(I totally don't blame Samantha!)


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