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Rock Hard by Olivia Cunning
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it was ok
bookshelves: contemporary-fiction, romance

In our last book, we learned that Sed, the lead singer, was pining after his lost love, Jessica. So, of course it was exciting to meet this magical girl. She must be some sort of sweet angel from heaven, right?

Um.... not exactly:


The real song that Sed wrote for her...

Jessica is a law student who is so beautiful that her life sucks. Yes, beauty doesn't help in this world... Anyway, she doesn't get why all the girls hate her and all the men want her. It's so hard to be beautiful. And, she's so tired of being judged by her looks alone!! Can't people see that there is so much more to her than her amazingly beautifulness?


good motivation - bad idea

She needs money for next semester's tuition. So, being a law student, with quite a bit of brains and wanting to be taken seriously for her mind, what should she do? Work for a law firm? Get a job that has to do with the court system, police department, or anything at all relevant to her future aspirations? Naaah, she becomes a stripper. There is no better way to get people to stop judging you for your appearance than to strip for a living. Good choice, Einstein!



And, with Jessica being a stripper now, and Sed being a guy who likes watching strippers, they were bound to be reunited! It's so romantic! But, he gets her fired from her stripping gig! Oh no! What's a poor unemployed stripping law student to do?


foreboding music...

Myrna, from the last book, hires Jessica to work as her assistant for the summer. This means she will be on tour with the band. So, when Sed brings back three groupies to have sex with, things get slightly awkward. Jessica doesn't like that for some reason. So, she decides to "take one for the team" and has sex with Sed. For revenge. Yes, that's why. Revenge.



And, Sed and Jessica's thing is public sex. But, oh no! Someone gets them on tape and posts it to the internet! Who could have ever guessed that something like that would happen? It's not like people are walking around with magic devices that can record anything at anytime!! ... oh right....



Poor bitchy Jessica's life is ruined now because of her sex tape. All she wanted to do was be a stripper, have public sex, and be respected for her mind instead of her body. Is that asking too much?

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Reading Progress

April 2, 2016 – Started Reading
April 2, 2016 – Shelved
April 3, 2016 – Finished Reading
April 4, 2016 – Shelved as: contemporary-fiction
April 4, 2016 – Shelved as: romance

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message 1: by Yodamom (new)

Yodamom Bwahahahahahahahhahahathanks I needed a good laugh today, great review. it seems like there is a rash of craptastic book for all of us lately. I hope the pooreads are gone from our shelves


Jilly Lol! I like the idea of "pooreads"! ;)


Shilpa Best review I have read. I cant stop laughing. Awesome


Jilly Shilpa wrote: "Best review I have read. I cant stop laughing. Awesome"

This was ages ago and yet I still remember hating Jessica. Good memories. ;)


message 5: by ᴥ Irena ᴥ (new)

ᴥ Irena ᴥ Hilarious review. :)


Jilly ᴥ Irena ᴥ wrote: "Hilarious review. :)"

Thanks, Irena! :)


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