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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling
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really liked it
bookshelves: fantasy, harry-potter

Since pretty much everyone I know has read these books, I figure reviewing them is pretty pointless. But with the new book coming out in a couple of days, I have to go through them beginning to end. To make the reviews more entertaining, I will be doing them in a variety of unexpected formats. For this review, I will be writing as a power ballad.

(Intro: Piano and strings)

You were always by my side
You will always be my guide
But the road I'm on
Goes on and on
And I've left you beHIIIIIND!

(Big crunchy electric guitar)

I will never forget the strength you showed!
I will never forget the debt you're owed!
And when I face the final hour
I will call on all your power!

(Guitar solo)

There's no way back again
But if I can find a friend
To see me though
And remember you
I'll make it to the EEEENNNND!

When I finally catch that snake in the grass
You will be able to rest at last!
You know he never will escape
I'm comin' for you SNAAAAAAAAPE!!!!

(Guitar solo)

(Guitar solo with children's choir singing "Run, Snape, Run!")

(Guitar solo with fireworks)

(Drums explode)

EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes, I know, it's horrible. I'm not proud....
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Reading Progress

Started Reading
July 19, 2007 – Finished Reading
January 31, 2008 – Shelved
February 1, 2008 – Shelved as: fantasy
February 1, 2008 – Shelved as: harry-potter

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message 1: by K (new)

K I never read any of the Harry Potter books, but I loved your review!

Theresia ....don't be so hard on urself, it's actually so creative!
loved it!:)

Chris Theresia wrote: "....don't be so hard on urself, it's actually so creative!
loved it!:)"

*grin* Thanks. Still, I'll keep my day job.....

Theresia ..what's ur day job?

Chris Theresia wrote: "..what's ur day job?"

Teaching English to people in Japan. Creativity does help a lot....

Megan I liked the song

Ravenclaw26 THIS IS EPIC

Rach Run Joey Run right?

Alana Moore Heehee funny review but this should really under a spoiler alert -- I read the first part of this review before I finished the book. Yikes! So close to accidentally finding out the ending!

Sarah Someone's got talent in HP fandom! WRock on!

Daria *applauds loudly* You're a genius......

message 12: by Shelia (last edited Dec 18, 2010 03:42PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Shelia *reads review*
........will you marry me? (lol jk)

Sarah Hahaha!!!!!

message 14: by bill (new) - rated it 5 stars

bill WTF

Micheline LOL ♥ brilliant.

Joshua Nice!! (Dumbledore!)
I know someone who teaches English to college age Chinese kids (if they can me called that still). Did you minor in songwriting? Poetry? Creative writing? 8th grade English teacher (:P)?

message 17: by Naia (new) - rated it 5 stars

Naia Lol epic song!!! :D

message 18: by Helen F (new)

Helen F Love it! Should do this with my kids at school! :-)

Jodie Fantastic review!! Bravo!!

message 20: by Sadashiva (new) - added it

Sadashiva M Nice loved it but I have read the book and it's more than that

hi Anna carlucci I so want to read this

Kendra maidment I love that song in your review

message 23: by Kylee (new)

Kylee Whats funny is I can see this happening

Pete Flynn Lego® Harry Potter years 1----4 rocks

message 25: by KaCy (new) - rated it 5 stars

KaCy Chambers I'm not even lying to you Chris, I am seriously considering working all summer to bring your ballad to life. It's so awesome and creative.

message 26: by J.Z (new) - added it

J.Z lol…liked your song.

Florrie I like your joke reviews but the only ones I have been able to find are this one and the first three! Where are the fourth and fifth and seventh ones?

message 28: by Ana (new) - rated it 5 stars

Ana This review is unlike all others, it's really funny. I imaginedthe whole scene in my head and I'm still laughing !

Muskan Agrawal dang good job

Severus Snape that was a gret ballad what is the tune of run snape run

Biserka If I could like this twice, I would!

Patricia Meyer that was intense. How may people died in the production of that masterpiece? your review: 9 3/4 out of 10

Willow S Great song, Chris! :D

message 34: by Maha (new) - rated it 5 stars

Maha Intakhab Horrible? NO ITS REALLY GREAT!! :D

message 35: by premji (new) - added it

premji Princesses

Sofia Alessandrini i was gonna right a comment but then i realised this convo is form 6 years ago. (but this is one of the most funny reviews i ever seened) (yes i just said seened) (akward) (sorry)

The Mockingbird Girl Okay.... 😂. I must say I enjoyed that though!

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