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The Divorce Diet by Ellen Hawley
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A very special thank you to Kensington and NetGalley for an ARC in exchange for an honest review.

The Divorce Diet by Ellen Hawley is a fiercely honest, hip, and edgy account of one woman’s journey of marriage, and motherhood to—life after divorce, dieting, single motherhood, survival, and search for an inspiring career; A reinvention--embracing life’s messiness, with hilarious wit and humor!

Abigail loves cooking, being a mother, and her husband, Thad—until one day when Thad decides this life is not for him (wife and daughter, not included). She previously left her job (cooking) years prior, to be a stay-at-home mom. Now she finds herself back at home, living with her mom and dad in a crappy room, (she said she would never come back), as she desperately wanted a different life. A better life.

Now she does not even have her own her possessions, she is jobless, no real job skills, no money or a future she can see, and worst of all, she finds herself overweight. And her husband’s new girlfriend is sleeping on her beloved down pillow!

This is not the life she wanted, or signed up for. Where did it all go wrong, and how did she arrive at this point in her life? She has no motivation, nor encouragement to be skinny and handle all of the above stresses at the same time. What if her husband would want her back?

As readers go on this heartbreaking journey with Abigail and baby Rosie (with the help of her imaginary friend and diet guru), she stumbles through her day, sharing with readers, her daily breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks and exercise plan tidbits (which does not include a lot of exercise, plenty of animal crackers, pop tarts, and lots and lots of coffee).

As she begins to create her new life, she feels she is fighting a losing battle and sees no way out of this hole; with loser jobs, crappy people, no supportive group, and an uncooperative selfish cheating husband who does not want to pay child support, and to boot has to deal with his new girlfriend thrown in her face.

Until she reaches bottom, and digs down a little further to decide she can create her own life, climb out of this hole without the help of a man, and without dead end boring and uninspiring jobs. She begins to make a list of what she wants to do on her own. She knows how to be sarcastic, funny, write, and cook. So how can she put all these together, make money, and do what she loves best to reinvent herself and enjoy her new freedom with her daughter? After all, was her life really all that grand before? So what has she really lost, and what has she gained?

This was my first book by Ellen Hawley and cannot wait to read more! Think Ellen Lee DeGeneres comedian, wit, humor, sweet revenge, new attitude, The Food Channel, a food column, gourmet cooking, recipes, insights, plus some wise life lessons for a dazzling do-over—Your Life Journey.

Loved the quote: “I don’t even know what I did wrong, I say. “He’s having an affair,” she says. He’s not that kind of man.” “Does he have a penis?” He does. I admit he does. “Then he’s that kind of man.”

If you have ever been on a diet, divorced, and jobless (haven’t we all)….this poignant diary like story, mixed with humor The Divorce Diet is for you—leaving you smiling, inspired, and satisfied.

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Reading Progress

November 24, 2014 – Started Reading
November 24, 2014 – Shelved
November 24, 2014 – Shelved as: 2014-releases
November 27, 2014 –
page 100
41.67%
November 27, 2014 –
page 100
41.67% "Funny!"
November 28, 2014 –
page 150
62.5%
November 28, 2014 –
page 150
62.5% "A riot!"
November 28, 2014 –
page 150
62.5% "Hilarious!"
November 29, 2014 –
page 175
72.92%
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: womens-fiction
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: women
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: books-read-in-2014
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: chick-lit
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: family
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: contemporary-fiction
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: humor
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: ellen-hawley
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: adult-fiction
December 30, 2014 – Finished Reading

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