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Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
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Jun 15, 2010

bookshelves: to-not-read-ever

I drive past a church on my way to work and they always have a poster up with something breezily Biblical, and today's poster said this :



THE SON'S SHINE ECLIPSES TWILIGHT



Genius!

I was speechless all morning.

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Lost Photo Opportunities No. 87 : yesterday me and Georgia were walking to town to watch The Karate Kid (which was pretty good, but I digress). We come up to the church where this damned poster is STILL shrieking its teeth-clenching unfunniness all around, and lo! God sent a bus up the hill with an old advert for Eclipse the Movie on its side... and the bus parked just in front of the poster... if I had any of that dad-blamed modern technology I could have taken a really neat photo and posted it here:









SPACE WHICH WOULD HAVE CONTAINED AMUSING PHOTO CLEVERLY JUXTAPOSING BUS ADVERTISING ECLIPSE AND RELIGIOUS POSTER ATTEMPTING TO UNDERCUT ECLIPSE AND ALL THE OTHER VAMPIRE SOFT PORN WITH GROTESQUE NON-HUMOUR...




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June 15, 2010 – Shelved
September 22, 2017 – Shelved as: assorted-rants-about-stuff
October 8, 2017 – Shelved as: some-random-codedy-stuff
October 8, 2017 – Shelved as: some-random-comedy-stuff
October 8, 2017 – Shelved as: to-not-read-ever

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Manny Oh no, are they jumping on the bandwagon too?


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Jude Exquisite.


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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!


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