So, I'm just going to come out and say this book sucks.

I hate almost every character in this book, especially the Pevensies except for Edmund who really turned out good. Not to mention where the fuck is Aslan???? Plus, Prince Caspian's stupidity amazes me to no end.

This book bores me thoroughly with its oh-so-fascinating plot.


Ugh! As if the good guys wouldn't win at the end and everyone fuck you Pevensies lives happily ever after, that is until the next installment. I know that this is a common theme in every famous YA series there is, but could this book at least give us some heart-wrenching moments to look forward/react to?? The answer's NO btw.


Reading this actually gave me real pain, and I'm not talking about the sweet, delicious kind *Rawrr*. It is sleep-inducing and yawn-worthy at best, NOT my cup of tea. Since the first chapter, I was already feeling the boredom weighing down on me and finishing it was an over-achievement.


Even though this book is considered a 'wonderful' classic. I would not recommend it to anyone for the life of me, because I don't want to be blamed for endorsing such a dull book. Yeah, I'd pull the trigger and shoot this book right through it nice and center.


~Gifs courtesy of unreasonable but beneficial hours spent on stalking Dane DeHaan~


Peace out!