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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Put back that star, fagboy.


message 2: by D. (new)

D. Pow Brian is a well-known star puller.


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

And you're a well-known vote slut, D-Pow.

But I love your skanky vote peddling ass anyway. You complete me.


message 4: by D. (new)

D. Pow Thanks, David.

If I was in a Gay Cowboy Movie I'd want you right there with me gathering the sheep and eating beans by the fire. And Brian could yodel `authentic' Southwestern muzick in the background. Yee-Haw.

Fuck.


message 5: by [deleted user] (last edited May 28, 2009 06:15PM) (new)

Brian's new southwestern yodeler name will be Carlos 'La Yenta Malvada' Finkelstein.

Ah, heck. I'm gonna toss the guy a pity vote... cuz I love him.


message 6: by Jason (new)

Jason Is there expensive grape soda?


message 7: by brian (last edited Feb 04, 2010 08:40AM) (new)

brian   exactly, mike.
although my friend swears it's all true, there's a number of minor details which seem inserted for effect... leads me to question the believability of the whole thing.

thanks for the name david.
i love it.

and thanks for the fabulous scene donald.

alright, back to - wait for it, wait for it - paul blart.
no shit.



message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

Um.
You had me at crack.


message 9: by brian (new)

brian   heh heh.


message 10: by Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (last edited May 28, 2009 09:09PM) (new)

Joshua Nomen-Mutatio I've smoked crack. Someday we'll all sit at the table of brotherhood together and trade more detailed drug-stories. I'll admit, I've got a few doozies.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio Mike wrote: "Is there expensive grape soda? "

That's all there is in...paradise!




message 12: by Sarah (new)

Sarah Wow. That's uncanny. It reminds me of the time I was a crackwhore in Tijuana and working part time at Office Max selling red Paper*Mate pens. Has your friend been reading my diary?


message 13: by Chloe (new)

Chloe It's either that or you've been channeling the ghost of Steinbeck in your sleep.


message 14: by [deleted user] (last edited May 29, 2009 05:45AM) (new)

That's nothing. You haven't lived until you've been speedballing while simultaneously huffing Rustoleum™, sucking mescaline capsules out of the vagina of a leprous herpes-infected Argentinian hooker, and hanging yourself with the chloroform-soaked mental hospital bed linen at the exact moment of painful ejaculation.

All, of course, while reading Infinite Jest and listening to Thom Yorke's new hybrid psychobilly-freak-folk-electroclash group. (But that goes without saying.)

Ah. Heaven.


message 15: by D. (new)

D. Pow That seems like that old routine where Daffy Duck tried to outdo Bugs Bunny by blowing himself up on stage.

`A great trick but one can only do it once'


I'd love Thom Yorke to mix some psychobilly into his bag of tricks...


message 16: by Sarah (last edited May 29, 2009 02:30PM) (new)

Sarah I know better than to ever try to top David on the weird-o-meter. I don't think I'd want to try and think of anything more disgusting than the vagina of a leprous herpes-infected Argentinian hooker.


message 17: by D. (new)

D. Pow Yer right there, Ms. Sarah. David goes places most haven't dreamt of.


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

MyFleshSingsOut wrote: "Mike wrote: "Is there expensive grape soda? "

That's all there is in...paradise!

"


hahahaha!


message 19: by Jason (new)

Jason James, what are you wearing right now?


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio "the rest of us" = those brave souls incoherently trolling review-threads from three years prior.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio Mike wrote: "James, what are you wearing right now?"

A shower curtain and tinfoil headgear, duh.


message 22: by brian (last edited Dec 05, 2012 06:22AM) (new)

brian   ha! it's nice to know that even after all this time you guys will jump to my defense! thanks! (even if james, in all his mean-spirited near-incoherence, kinda has a point.)


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio I have and probably will once again smoke crack, I promise.


message 25: by brian (new)

brian   mr. show!
thanks.
you just made my morning.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio It still tickles me that my friends are in such a different time-zone than I. I'm drinking myself to sleep at 11:26 PM. Totally different wave-lengths, bro!


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio Also, crack is pretty much all it's cracked up to be. Fantastic substance. The entire world should get on-board already. There's literally no down-side to it...


message 28: by brian (new)

brian   ha! i love it. it's 6:28am, i'm chugging coffee, getting ready to take the dog for a hike. tell korea i said hi, i'll give uncle sam a kiss and a kick in the nuts from you.


message 29: by brian (new)

brian   Joshua Nomen-Mutatio wrote: "Also, crack is pretty much all it's cracked up to be. Fantastic substance. The entire world should get on-board already. There's literally no down-side to it..."

grape soda flavored crack, no less...


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio I kiss and kick Sam's balls on a daily basis. It's a mindless routine at this point.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio Tha purple stuff...

(Sunny-D! reference, y'all!)


message 32: by David (last edited Dec 05, 2012 09:11AM) (new)

David James wrote: "This FaceBooky, dual trying to hard/inanity of time wasted on yours and now mine, is pathetic, save the inspiring to defend intelligence as a virtue I guess. Your content is lame at best btw. Part ..."

Jon Bruenning♥♥♥?


message 33: by brian (last edited Dec 05, 2012 09:23AM) (new)

brian   ha! davey-boy thinks every troll is a bruenningtroll.
maybe he's right!
spooky.


message 34: by David (new)

David His only friend is Keely.

That speaks volumes right there.


message 35: by David (new)

David In fact... James's diction is very Keelyish (i.e., windbaggy and Olde English*)...

You don't think our favorite Renaissance Faire attendee has gone into the troll biz, do you?




* 'Part from Goodreads...'


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