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message 1: by Lulu (new)

Lulu Attention Ms Liz, We represent Mr Daniel Brown and the aforementioned author's publishing house Harpers Shitehouse & Collins. In accordance with provision IV, subsection 237, paragraph 8 of Article 12 of the Intellectual Property and Patents Act 1760 UK, we direct you to cease and desist in your attempts at publicizing Mr Brown's patented writing formula. Failure to do so will result in Mr Brown's immediate and horrific death after which you will take his place and become the property of Harpers Shitehouse & Collins and will be required to produce 4 Dan Brown novels per month for the remainder of your live or until you go mental, which ever event occurs first.

Yours sincerly
Thornton Machon of Cheatham & Fleesum


message 2: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine HAHAHAHAHAHA.....I almost sprayed tea all over my monitor from laughing!


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Am trying not to laugh from the office here.


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