karen’s review of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) > Likes and Comments
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Who would you like your parents to be?
no one in particular, i just want to be an heiress. i have worked hard enough, i would like to retire to my inherited castle and read for a year before returning to the workforce. IS THAT SO WRONG???
but if it were a god-situation, i could be poseidon's kid; that would be all right.
What the fuck, I just went to your profile page and a talking ad came on the screen something about new mothers. Is this your doing? Is there something I should know about? Have you given birth to a child and given the child away and one day that child will dream that it had been adopted and little will it know that it's mother is the Queen of Goodreads.com?
really?? i never have my sound on so i am rarely afflicted by these ads you people complain about all the time. maybe goodreads.com is trying to impregnate me, and i will give birth to that bee or something...
any current religious disagreements will be just like poseidon and athena's quarrels - Karen, dead right: you should go and sort out the Middle East now.
Alan wrote: "any current religious disagreements will be just like poseidon and athena's quarrels - Karen, dead right: you should go and sort out the Middle East now."
i know, right?? my skills are being totally wasted here shelving books... i think i shall replace the u.n. with... just me.
Heh. You are a pretty united person after all. I just picture Little Bossy Karen treating entire nations like elementary school friends: "Okay, Yemen, now we're gonna play dress-up. Put the Legos away. And stop oppressing your citizenry, mmmkay?"
karen wrote: "i will give birth to that bee..."
The only thing more horrifying would be if the bee is born with a conjoined twin. And they're fucking.
oh, man - thank you! guess i peaked six years ago! i gotta channel that old karen and see what she has to say about some of the stuff i need to review now...
George wrote: "Wow! An amazing review! Karen, you outdid yourself."
Noooo. Certainly didn't peak, but an amazing review. :)
I love this book. There's a whole series of these books! I have them all, their awesome! #Romance #Fantasy #Adventure
Btw, I want to be Atheana or Apollo's daughter. Go demigods! Love Thalia, and in greek myths she's godess of Festivity! OWN CHRISTMAS!!!
Greg wrote: "What the fuck, I just went to your profile page and a talking ad came on the screen something about new mothers. Is this your doing? Is there something I should know about? Have you given birth to ..."
It just occurred to me that it would be a lot harder these days to hide your secrets from ad algorithms than to delete browser history and cookies.
so good u should read the heroes of olympus (spoilers) it involves Roman demigods and camps and stuff.
kissmbaohborel wrote: "yA fuck you bitch"
kissmbaohborel wrote: "i will hack your account too"
make me sound smart.
You said that it was meant for kids but your review was targeted more to adults with the word choice you used. Kids would have a hard time knowing if they would want to read the book or not based on this review.
the book is targeted towards young readers but i am grown and this review is my response to what i read. kids don't look to me to figure out whether or not they want to read a book - they don't care what old fogeys think.
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no one in particular, i just want to be an heiress. i have worked hard enough, i would like to retire to my inherited castle and read for a year before returning to the workforce. IS THAT SO WRONG???but if it were a god-situation, i could be poseidon's kid; that would be all right.
What the fuck, I just went to your profile page and a talking ad came on the screen something about new mothers. Is this your doing? Is there something I should know about? Have you given birth to a child and given the child away and one day that child will dream that it had been adopted and little will it know that it's mother is the Queen of Goodreads.com?
really?? i never have my sound on so i am rarely afflicted by these ads you people complain about all the time. maybe goodreads.com is trying to impregnate me, and i will give birth to that bee or something...
any current religious disagreements will be just like poseidon and athena's quarrels - Karen, dead right: you should go and sort out the Middle East now.
Alan wrote: "any current religious disagreements will be just like poseidon and athena's quarrels - Karen, dead right: you should go and sort out the Middle East now."i know, right?? my skills are being totally wasted here shelving books... i think i shall replace the u.n. with... just me.
Heh. You are a pretty united person after all. I just picture Little Bossy Karen treating entire nations like elementary school friends: "Okay, Yemen, now we're gonna play dress-up. Put the Legos away. And stop oppressing your citizenry, mmmkay?"
karen wrote: "i will give birth to that bee..."The only thing more horrifying would be if the bee is born with a conjoined twin. And they're fucking.
oh, man - thank you! guess i peaked six years ago! i gotta channel that old karen and see what she has to say about some of the stuff i need to review now...
George wrote: "Wow! An amazing review! Karen, you outdid yourself."Noooo. Certainly didn't peak, but an amazing review. :)
I love this book. There's a whole series of these books! I have them all, their awesome! #Romance #Fantasy #Adventure
Btw, I want to be Atheana or Apollo's daughter. Go demigods! Love Thalia, and in greek myths she's godess of Festivity! OWN CHRISTMAS!!!
Greg wrote: "What the fuck, I just went to your profile page and a talking ad came on the screen something about new mothers. Is this your doing? Is there something I should know about? Have you given birth to ..."It just occurred to me that it would be a lot harder these days to hide your secrets from ad algorithms than to delete browser history and cookies.
so good u should read the heroes of olympus (spoilers) it involves Roman demigods and camps and stuff.
kissmbaohborel wrote: "yA fuck you bitch"kissmbaohborel wrote: "i will hack your account too"
make me sound smart.
You said that it was meant for kids but your review was targeted more to adults with the word choice you used. Kids would have a hard time knowing if they would want to read the book or not based on this review.
the book is targeted towards young readers but i am grown and this review is my response to what i read. kids don't look to me to figure out whether or not they want to read a book - they don't care what old fogeys think.







