Wellness Guru Quotes

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“Don’t worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“A rascal at any age is a rogue. Till the time he dies of old age.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Whatsoever is born, dies. Gods, messiahs, dogs. All, without exception. Beliefs to the contrary are not a fact but superstitions. And lies.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I'm a serious sort of fella. But don't tell me your pal up in the sky exists, and mine does not. Then, my middle finger gets offended! For, my buddy up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, too insists without proof, that he is. Same as your god. Is Mr. NOT nuts? If he is, are you not?”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I'm going to start a religion in the name of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. I am going to call it nuttism. All nuts are welcome. And by that I mean you all, following every other nutty ism.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“No physical being is God. But all beings are God's.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Humans for most part are boorish, boastful, and beasts. They're pretentious, piss-full, pussy-led and penis-full as their priests.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Stop cribbing! Go, get a life. But then, perhaps you hate life. In that case, get a wife.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?”
Fakeer Ishavardas

Ashta-Deb
“Passive Aggression – Being covertly spiteful with the intent of inflicting mental pain.”
Ashta-Deb, Life Happens to Us: A True Story

“If you cannot laugh away someone mocking your god, then, my dear, you know nothing more than a tad about God.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Know so well, you! God does not hate anyone. But those who worship a cruel god, certainly do.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Everyone laughs at one's own jokes. To be able to appreciate another's reveals who you really are - a chilled out guy, or just a stuck-up joke.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“The measure of your religion is how right you are with people of another ism.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I often wonder, how come fundamentalists of every religion have nutcases akin themselves as their god?”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Know! I am the new age prophet of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. If you do not draw my picture my Mr. NOT shall butt-kick you nuts, as too your fancied bot up there nowhere, that silly naught!”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“People who say they do not regret anything in their life, for the next birth too should get the very same wife.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“To hate a person of another religion is to be demonically imprisoned.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“If "live and let live" is not the core philosophy of your religion, then, at the core level you'll live and die imprisoned.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Whatsoever God gives is somehow good. Whether good or bad, in the long run you'll find it was not exactly bad but in a way good.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

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