Toilet Humor Quotes

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Kami Garcia
“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”
Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

Orson Scott Card
“The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.”
Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game

Arthur  Miller
“The train resembles the Soviet type and is quite comfortable, but all socialist structures I have ever encountered have toilets stemming from a single model engineered by the Orthodox Church in Tsarist Russia to ensure that man never be allowed to forget the corruption of the flesh.”
Arthur Miller, Salesman in Beijing

“The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.”
Seth Green

“I'm the bathroom master
I'm a real bowl blaster
Don't mess with me
'Cause I can mess it up faster
With just one flush
I can make a toilet gush
When my sister cleans it up
I just turn her to mush!”
R.U. Slime, Stay Out of the Bathroom

K.M. Mayville
“All good ideas come to people on toilets, I like to think.”
K.M. Mayville, Black Heart

Patricia Bourque
“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.”
Patricia Bourque, When You're Young and In Love

Nolan Yuma
“Thanks to Marcel Duchamp, men get to appropriate modern art with decorative urine every time they pee.”
Nolan Yuma