The Stupidest Angel Quotes

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Christopher Moore
“Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.”
Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Christopher Moore
“Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.”
Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Christopher Moore
“It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.”
Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
“Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.”
Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a state of near death with almost imperceptible respiration and pulse, but there was no actual, you know, raising of the dead.”
Christopher Moore