Southern Humor Quotes

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“What's causin' all this?”
Ric Flair

Brenda Sutton Rose
“At 2:00 sharp on the afternoon of his internment, with his body resting in a casket in the front room of his home, the pallbearers--all bridge players--stuck a deck of cards in Mr. Hampton's cold hands, shut the lid over his head, and played bridge.”
Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues

“...Southern women are impossible to live with because they will never find a man who treats them like their daddy did.”
Maryln Schwartz, New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

Sue Monk Kidd
“We had a citywide emergency on our hands, as there is no greater affliction for the southern mind than people up north coming down to fix our way of life.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“The first thing the therapist asked me was, 'Are you here because you're depressed?' I said, 'Not at all--I'm here because I'm Southern.'" Anne Herndon”
Maryln Schwartz, New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

“That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint.”
Maryln Schwartz, New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo