Shave Quotes

Quotes tagged as "shave" (showing 1-7 of 7)
John Green
“I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.”
John Green

George R.R. Martin
“Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.'
'Girls don't shave', Arya said.
'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?”
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“All I feel is rubatosis whenever I see cancer patients who're undergoing some forms of chemotherapy and have decided to shave their heads to avoid the potential mess of waking up someday to see a lock of hair on their pillows. I just hope they all get a second chance at life as life after a cancer diagnosis can still be meaningful and productive. Cancer is beatable, treatable and you can survive it!”
Ifeoluwa Egbetade

Ray Palla
“You can't shave a cat with a shoe.”
tags: cat, shave, shoe

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn’t. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn’t.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Angela Thirkell
“The iron has entered my soul,' announced George Knox impressively. 'Let me tell you, my dear Laura, that when I lay here weak and ill, unable to raise a hand in my own defence, I begged for a nurse, a hireling who would do her day-labour as a machine, and not worry a sick, ageing man.
But even this was denied. Miss Grey, all kindness and sympathy and, I must say, Laura, an infernal bore, insisted on nursing me herself. Degrading enough in any case but the worst you have not heard. Could I ask my secretary to shave me? No.
As a matter of fact, I did, but she wouldn't, or couldn't. Imagine me, Laura, becoming more like a pard day by day prickly and revolting to myself, mortified beyond words to be seen in this this condition, but helpless.'
'Why didn't you get the gardener to do it? Or use a safety razor?'

'My dear Laura,' said George Knox in a hurt voice, 'you do not seem to realise how weak I was, how very weak. For two days my temperature had been over a hundred, and when the fever had left me I lay powerless, as a new-born babe, and the woman triumphed over me. She would not let me shave, she fed me on slops, she would not even give me clean pyjamas till the third day.”
Angela Thirkell, High Rising

Foster Kinn
“Nothing shouts out “Celebrity!” as loudly as being a biker in desperate need of a shave, a haircut and clean clothes.”
Foster Kinn, Freedom's Rush II: More Tales from the Biker and the Beast

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