Online Dating Quotes

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Julie Spira
“Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for.”
Julie Spira, The Perils of Cyber-Dating: Confessions of a Hopeful Romantic Looking for Love Online

Jayne Higgins
“Taken from the dedication in my debut novel Exactly 23 days. To honour all women on International Women's day.

For women everywhere: When you know you are finally mended, spread the word, hold out your hand, share some love from your heart and some laughter from your soul and be there for a new member of the sisterhood who needs your help. Let's all help our sisters worldwide to stand tall and know, they can and they will recover, survive and thrive, to live the life they deserve.
To all the sisters who reached out and held my hand in whatever way you could, who cried my tears with me, and laughter my laughter too, I thank every one of you. I survived.”
Jayne Higgins, Exactly 23 Days

“My parents were so old-fashioned in their attitude to sex that I would rather get in trouble with the police or at school because at least I would be punished less.”
Clive Worth

Jayne Higgins
“You see that girl, she looks so happy right? But inside she's dying. She's hurt and tired. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life. But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak or attention seeking so she keeps it all inside. Act's like everything's perfect but she cries at night, boy does she cry at night, so that everybody thinks she is the happiest person they know, that she has no problems and her life is perfect. Little do they know.”
Jayne Higgins, Exactly 23 Days

Lisa Jewell
“Then she will marry the man whom she is currently trying to find both online and in real life, the man with the smile lines and the dog and/or cat, the man with an interesting surname that she can double-barrel with Jones, the man who earns the same as or more than her, the man who likes hugs more than sex and has nice shoes and beautiful skin and no tattoos and a lovely mum and attractive feet. The man who is at least five feet ten, but preferably five feet eleven or over. The man who has no baggage and a good car and a suggestion of abdominal definition although a flat stomach would suffice.
This man has yet to materialize and Libby is aware that she is possibly a little over-proscriptive.”
Lisa Jewell, The Family Upstairs

“In 2011, Mark Brooks, a consultant to online-dating companies, published the results of an industry survey titled “How Has Internet Dating Changed Society?” The survey responses, from 39 executives, produced the following conclusions:

“Internet dating has made people more disposable.”

“Internet dating may be partly responsible for a rise in the divorce rates.”

“Low quality, unhappy and unsatisfying marriages are being destroyed as people drift to Internet dating sites.”

“The market is hugely more efficient … People expect to—and this will be increasingly the case over time—access people anywhere, anytime, based on complex search requests … Such a feeling of access affects our pursuit of love … the whole world (versus, say, the city we live in) will, increasingly, feel like the market for our partner(s). Our pickiness will probably increase.”

“Above all, Internet dating has helped people of all ages realize that there’s no need to settle for a mediocre relationship.”

From "A Million First Dates
How online romance is threatening monogamy" in January/February 2013”
Dan Slater, A Million First Dates: Solving the Puzzle of Online Dating

Christina Lauren
“Why are we always expected to share the picture of us with our boobs out on the beach, but dudes can share the candid one with their slobbery dog?”
Christina Lauren, My Favorite Half-Night Stand

“The only great reason for being in a long-distance relationship is the belief she or he might be 'the one'. If you’re just passing time with someone for fun, you might as well do that locally.”
Kevin Darné, Online Dating Avoid The Catfish!: How To Date Online Successfully

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Because of their lack of originality, women who say that they like their men like they like their coffee turn off even men who are black and strong.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Ana Claudia Antunes
“Don't try online dating, it never works. You should always try many lines!”
Ana Claudia Antunes, A-Z of Happiness: Tips for Living and Breaking Through the Chain that Separates You from Getting That Dream Job

Ice White
“Messaging must come with purpose, and that purpose is to meet.”
Ice White, The Message Game: A Guide To Dating At The Touch Of A Button

Quandi Jackson
“Ageless Wisdom is etched in the belly of the Earth, and you are one with Its Soul.”
Dr. Quandi Jackson, How 2 Fish: The Book

Chloe Seager
“So you spoke to Laurence Myer?”
“Oh, no. I added him though. We’ve achieved virtual friendship.”
Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

Ice White
“You should be the one to define the relationship, not waiting for her to accept you or choose you. You choose her.”
Ice White, The Message Game: A Guide To Dating At The Touch Of A Button

Nancy Jo Sales
“But whether or not teenagers are using dating apps, they're coming of age in a culture that has already been affected by the attitudes the apps have introduced. 'It’s like ordering Seamless,' says Dan, the investment banker, referring to the online food-delivery service. 'But you’re ordering a person.' The comparison to online shopping seems apt. dating apps are the free-market economy come to sex.”
Nancy Jo Sales, American Girls: Social Media and the Secret Lives of Teenagers

Lisa Daily
“Do you have one where you’re riding a horse or a camel? Or sitting on a rocket ship? Those are always wildly popular with men looking for sex.
—SINGLE-MINDED”
Lisa Daily, Single-Minded

Germany Kent
“Online dating is a lot like picking out a vacuum cleaner: There is a great selection. They all look like they would be a good fit, they may not be exactly what the manufacturer promises, some may have already been used and returned, there are strings attached, and some come at a high cost. ”
Germany Kent

Debi Tolbert Duggar
“In three years of purposeful dating, I started to refer to the men I met by the generic name of 'Dick," with a letter of the alphabet assigned in the order in which they appeared in my life: A. Dick, B. Dick, C. Dick, D. Dick, E. Dick. I was so popular on the over-fifty online dating sites that I damn near ran our of alphabet letters to assign to Dicks.”
Debi Tolbert Duggar, Riding Soul-O

Maggie Wells
“Don't you think it's weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books? It's as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself. It's like impersonating a person--this is what I do instead of engaging with other people.”
Maggie Wells, Luciana

“Online dating doesn’t suck, too many people suck at online dating!”
Kevin Darné, Online Dating Avoid The Catfish!: How To Date Online Successfully

“It might feel to you like a big waste of time chatting on texts endlessly and going on video dates that never end. But here is the thing...how much time did you waste going on endless, meaningless dates only to lead you down a path of disappointment?”
Kimmy Seltzer

Alain Bremond-Torrent
“I'm still learning how to express myself on the platform but the digital distance and the human values that i learned in my pre-smartphone education don't seem to match together very well sometimes.”
Alain Bremond-Torrent, "Darling, it's not only about sex"

“You've got to decide exactly what you want in your life, as a match, as a spouse or significant other. Know what your dealbreakers are and don't settle for anything less. - Neil Wood, Dating Success After 40”
neil wood, Dating Success After 40 by Nancy Michaels and Neil Wood

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Teresa Lo
“I should warn you in advance that I want you to know me and why I became a sugar baby. Most people aren’t comfortable with the idea of older men dating younger girls and exchanging money, so it’s important to me that you get why I did what I did. And I want you to understand that the difference between being a sugar baby versus being a prostitute is the connection. Although sometimes “sugar dating” is just a code for escorting, those people are just not doing it right. To really sugar date correctly, you have to feel something for the man who takes care of you, and he has to feel something for you. And you won’t feel anything for either of us if I don’t tell you all the good and bad parts of the story. And believe me, there are a lot of good things and a lot of bad things to this story.”
Teresa Lo, The Sugar Baby Club

Munia Khan
“They click their minds together
to log into their soul’s account.
But alas! “Hearts in error. Access denied”- it says

From the poem: Cyberly”
Munia Khan, To Evince the Blue

A.D. Aliwat
“OkCupid has a lot of creeps.”
A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

A.D. Aliwat
“How socially inept or masochistic would you have to be to want to get involved with online dating?”
A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“At least I have discovered that online dating is not for me. You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.”
Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club

Chloe Seager
“She's somewhere in the darkness. Just follow the smell.”
chloe seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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