My Most Excellent Year Quotes

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Steve Kluger
“Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.”
Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger
“Augie: Does everybody else know?
T.C.: About my epitaph?
Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!
T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.”
Steve Kluger, My Most Excellent Year

Steve Kluger
“Ale: Are you manipulating me again?
T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.”
Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger
“Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.”
Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger
“Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.”
Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger
“Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?”
Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger
“Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.”
Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger
“T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that.
Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.”
Steve Kluger