Lactose Intolerant Quotes

Quotes tagged as "lactose-intolerant" (showing 1-4 of 4)
Rick Riordan
“Snake people do not drink milk," Kekrops said. "We are lactose intolerant reptiles."
"Me too!" Frank said. "I mean . . . lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes-”
Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

Rick Riordan
“The whole crew sat on the deck, without a storm or a monster attack to worry about for the first time in days, and ate ice cream. Well, except for Frank, who was lactose intolerant. He got an apple.”
Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is no different than hiring someone to beat me. No different in essence. The only difference, which may or may not be essential, is that, during my torture, I am gazing upon your beautiful employees.”
Joe Wenderoth, Letters to Wendy's

Jared Brock
“I definitely felt out of place at first, not unlike being lactose intolerant in Wisconsin.”
Jared Brock, A Year of Living Prayerfully: How a Curious Traveler Met the Pope, Walked on Coals, Danced with Rabbis, and Revived His Prayer Life