Humourosly Inspirational Quotes

Quotes tagged as "humourosly-inspirational" (showing 1-30 of 38)
Chetan Bhagat
“A wise man can be a fool in love.”
Chetan Bhagat

E.A. Bucchianeri
“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.”
E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly,

Terry Pratchett
“Knowledge equals power...
The string was important. After a while the Librarian stopped. He concentrated all his powers of librarianship.
Power equals energy...
People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
Energy equals matter...
He swung into an avenue of shelving that was apparently a few feet long and walked along it briskly for half an hour.
Matter equals mass.
And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space.
So, while the Dewey system has its fine points, when you're setting out to look something up in the multidimensional folds of L-space what you really need is a ball of string.”
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Suzanne Collins
“Thank you for you consideration”
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

Chandrakant Kaluram Mhatre
“It is always better to be a bookworm rather than being a dung-beetle!”
Chandrakant Kaluram Mhatre

Darynda Jones
“I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way.”
Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge

“Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems.”
Rose Brown, Will: Marry a Liar

“Silliness is the perfect spice on any personality.”
Jury Nel

“The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

Francis Otieno
“Commitment in relationship, has today resurrected into an experienced Goliath, in a land where David is already dead and buried. Show me anyone who may be willing to face the new experienced Goliath?”
F Otieno

“Miracle centered gospel has reduced humans to the level of animals.”
Sunday Adelaja

Claire Messud
“It was supposed to say "Great Artist" on my tombstone, but if I died right now it would say "such a good teacher/daughter/friend" instead; and what I really want to shout, and want in big letters on that grave, too, is FUCK YOU ALL.”
Claire Messud, The Woman Upstairs

“I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it people like me.”
Stuart Smalley, I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, & Doggone It, People Like Me!

Ronald Malfi
“[...] the thought of entering that stale, tomb-like house again caused my skin to break out into braille.”
Ronald Malfi, December Park

“On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen”
Margo Vader

“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.”
R.D. Ronald

“My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?”
Fakeer Ishavardas

Francis Otieno
“Maybe am too much on men, but sincerely, today’s man has literally grown indolent in love. He fast falls asleep even before night conversations begin'.”
F Otieno

Deborah Eisenberg
“I’m a bit of an expert on anger, having suffered from it all through my youth, when I was both brunt and font. It’s certainly the most miserable state to be in but it’s also tremendously gratifying, really—rage feels justified. And it’s an excellent substitute for action. Why would you want to sacrifice rage to go about the long, difficult, dreary business of making something more tolerable?”
Deborah Eisenberg

Michelle Frost
“It was rather peculiar behaviour for a totem animal. Totem animals are supposed to be the spirits of actual dead animals or the essence of real animals. ... Actual elephants do not normally wear berets, sombreros or any other type of hat, nor do they dance upright shaking maracas.”
Michelle Frost, Elephant Songs

Michelle Frost
“In reality, receiving psychic messages is a bit like having a pet talking parrot. When you’re alone, your parrot shouts, sings and talks all day, but the moment you invite your friends over to show off your amazing pet… dead silence.”
Michelle Frost, Elephant Songs

L.A. Golding
“There’s no wrong decisions. We can always turn deep doo-doo into manure, and grow something to chew on.”
L.A. Golding, Lerkus: A Journey to End All Suffering

“So, as per your ism people like I are going to hell? My friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, says its is all your imaginary pal's crap! And that up there in the head, you're not all that well. Now, what do you day to that? Anyway, be well.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Religious nuts believe the 'others', that is you and I, are but dogs. That we infidels do not bow to their diotic god. What if one says the dog is one's god? And all must prostrate before it. Wouldn't one be mad to so insist? So too is a fellow who says another must bow to his god.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

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